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GarnetBld77 said...
Its not MILF porn. The lead woman is a 21 yr old college senior. The lead man is 27.

Well that's just your run of the mill, every day, boring porn. What's the point of watching a 27 year old dude boning a 21 year old chick?
Now if it were a 67 year old dude and a 21 year old chick, that would be different...or better yet, a 21 year old dude banging a 67 year old chick.
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kitemac said...
Damnit are we really discussing whether side piece is an acceptable term...

Women, whaddaya gonna do? Can't live with them, can't PIITB without permission.
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Well that's just your run of the mill, every day, boring porn. What's the point of watching a 27 year old dude boning a 21 year old chick?
Now if it were a 67 year old dude and a 21 year old chick, that would be different...or better yet, a 21 year old dude banging a 67 year old chick.

Bet that daughter of yours is really proud.
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Damnit are we really discussing whether side piece is an acceptable term...

You can use the term all you want. Any girl with self respect won't knowingly be a side piece anyway, but it's still a horrible thing to call someone.
Doesn't matter anyway, I wouldn't have said a thing had it not already been pointed out, so :-p complain at him.
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MsnBama said...

Bet that daughter of yours is really proud.

Her porn tastes are improving. She's still a little gunshy on some of it, but she's getting better. Should have seen the look on her face the first time she saw ATM. It was priceless.
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Her porn tastes are improving. She's still a little gunshy on some of it, but she's getting better. Should have seen the look on her face the first time she saw ATM. It was priceless.

There are few things i won't watch, but that absolutely makes me want to puke when i see it and I will instantly turn off whatever i am watching. Might as well eat your own poo, no thank you.
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usccocker03 said...
There are few things i won't watch, but that absolutely makes me want to puke when i see it and I will instantly turn off whatever i am watching. Might as well eat your own poo, no thank you.

If you're eating poo while watching porn, you're doing it wrong. The girl is eating her own.

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Yeah.... and i won't be keeping a women around that eats her own poo, sorry ladies.
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Her porn tastes are improving. She's still a little gunshy on some of it, but she's getting better. Should have seen the look on her face the first time she saw ATM. It was priceless.

You are quite the scumbag...I like you
Not guilty y'all got to feel me
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usccocker03 said...
Yeah.... and i won't be keeping a women around that eats her own poo, sorry ladies.

I've never gone ATM on a girl in real life. I'm just afraid they'd lose respect for me if I let them eat poo off of my schlong. I mean, what kind of self respecting man would let a woman do that to him?
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Yeah.... and i won't be keeping a women around that eats her own poo, sorry ladies.

Cleary didnt learn anything from Clerks 2

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Not guilty y'all got to feel me
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wife just bought it today , excited
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MsnBama said...
You can use the term all you want. Any girl with self respect won't knowingly be a side piece anyway, but it's still a horrible thing to call someone.
Doesn't matter anyway, I wouldn't have said a thing had it not already been pointed out, so :-p complain at him.

we're not in a committed relationship so what else should I call it? has nothing to due with respect. That's the problem with women..always wanting to put labels on everything.
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shoeless7777 said...
wife just bought it today , excited

Hey, shoe, I saw this and immediately thought of you.
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Uncle DP said...
I don't think you can say that on here.

Who would be against help?
The way to a woman's mouth is through her phone.
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TJ-2-F-AU said...
Who would be against help?

Drug addicts usually are IMPE.
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Porn Experience?
The way to a woman's mouth is through her phone.
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TJ-2-F-AU said...
Porn Experience?

Well, there are lots of addicts in the porn industry.
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Uncle DP said...
Well, there are lots of addicts in the porn industry.

There are many porn addicts, as well. That's why I'm anti-porn. It helps no one but the dealers.
The way to a woman's mouth is through her phone.
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TJ-2-F-AU said...
There are many porn addicts, as well. That's why I'm anti-porn. It helps no one but the dealers.

No, the war on porn helps the dealers because it keeps porn prices artificially high. Plus people are constantly dying in all these porn wars as different pornlords fight to extend their territory.
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Uncle DP said...
No, the war on porn helps the dealers because it keeps porn prices artificially high. Plus people are constantly dying in all these porn wars as different pornlords fight to extend their territory.

I think you are confused about the topic.
The way to a woman's mouth is through her phone.
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TJ-2-F-AU said...
I think you are confused about the topic.

The topic is porn, homosexuals, and the First Amendment unless you're trying to hijack the thread. If so, GTFO.
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Uncle DP said...
The topic is porn, homosexuals, and the First Amendment unless you're trying to hijack the thread. If so, GTFO.

I'm seriously confused here...
The way to a woman's mouth is through her phone.
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Uncle DP said...
The topic is porn, homosexuals, and the First Amendment unless you're trying to hijack the thread. If so, GTFO.

Uhh, no.
Shades of Grey is a book.
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