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Arky fans on the announced hiring of Jessica Dorrell

  • This was posted on TOS but too funny not to share. Below are a few comments taken from Hawgsports after Petrino hired Jessica. 4th from the bottom and 2nd from the bottom are clearly the best:

    -Worldwide Jess. :)

    -Not that it matters, but is she from Arkansas? Thanks and GO HAWGS!!

    -Wait for it...She's from Texas -smiley-

    -Got the lead out of my a$$ and went over to arkansasraszorbacks.com and found that Dorrell is from Aledo, TX. You can put a face with the name if you go there as they have her pic on the mainpage. GO HAWGS!!

    -I don't usually make these kinds of posts, but I stumbled across this site earlier today...and given this young lady's athletic background (volleyball), well, I thought it was appropriate. Great hire!

    -I just confirmed that I have some college years left... where does the recruiting line start? I see what BP is doing here!!!

    -I think i just committed to Arkansas. For some reason i just couldn't tell them no.

    -I yelled at her at the Dallas Alumni event for the Cotton Bowl. She's good people. The whole time I was talking to her all I could think about was that Seinfeld episode where George was wanting to climb up a tall woman.

    -O my word. We just took our recruiting to the top! What a nice looking young lady.

    -The only member of her family not to attend A&M. Gotta like that. She did a good job for the foundation.

    -She will work.

    -She Picked Arkansas over A&M!!! This is my kind of girl. Is she single? haha.

    -Serious note though, great move by Petrino. I think she will do good things for us. Who is she replacing or did our budget go up enough to hire someone else?

    -I can certainly see why BP hired her.

    -Jessica is not only a great looking person, but she is also smart, dedicated, and a terrific ambassador for the UA athletic department. It's a little disappointing to see these comments that focus only on her looks. That's an insult not only to Jessica, but also to CBP - as if he's dumb enough to pick someone for this position by running a beauty pageant. C'mon, guys.

    -Your Honor I would like to label this hire exhibit #378 as evidence in the case that BP! Is a freaking genius!

    -The 50 or so Texas high school football players we try to recruit will be impressed. So will the other 150 recruits. She'll have to be an organizational genius, well organized and smart to please Coach Petrino and I bet she is.

    -Petrino is on a roll in regard to adding great assistant coaches and great staff!

    This post was edited by boxybrown on 4/11/2012 at 12:20 AM

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  • boxybrown said...

    -She Picked Arkansas over A&M!!! This is my kind of girl. Is she single? haha.

    Why, yes I believe she may be, if he is cool with being cuckolded by her boss. shrug

    This post was edited by Nicolae on 4/11/2012 at 12:30 AM

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  • -Jessica is not only a great looking person, but she is also smart, dedicated, and a terrific ambassador for the UA athletic department. It's a little disappointing to see these comments that focus only on her looks. That's an insult not only to Jessica, but also to CBP - as if he's dumb enough to pick someone for this position by running a beauty pageant. C'mon, guys.

    This one is just too funny!

    LouHarlow

  • LouHarlow said...

    This one is just too funny!

    But not entirely wrong. Sounds like he was running more of a brothel than a beauty pagent.

    Nicolae

  • Sixstring1979

  • You should post the names of some of the posters and force them to receive judgement here on tBB.

    Bama9209

  • roflmao

    Hog fans make for some serious comedy recently.

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    mriderblue12

  • mriderblue12 said...

    roflmao

    Hog fans make for some serious comedy recently.

    Great stuff. I love BIG, but the SEC is much more fun.

    SDWolverine

  • Nicolae said...

    Why, yes I believe she may be, if he is cool with being cuckolded by her boss. shrug

    i dont think she was the one that was cuckolded

    Let me google that for you

    For all those people who find it more convenient to bother you with their question rather than google it for themselves.

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    msudawg12

  • Looks like we know why she was the only one in her family not to go to a&m. Too stupid to get in.

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  • She was the first person in her family to go to college.

    VaHorn