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Batman is NOT a superhero......

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12 months ago

He has zero super powers.
He would have no chance vs any real super hero. Here is a few that Batman has no chance of winning a fight with. I will only state a few because it would take way to long to name them all.
Iron man (also not a super hero) vs Batman: Close Fight goes to Iron man.
Superman vs Batman: Superman wins by sneezing on him by accident.
The hulk vs Batman: LOL The Hulk.
Spiderman vs Batman: After spiderman makes some jokes about how weak and slow batman is he just leaves him alone to be nice.
Thor vs Batman: Thor sends batman into orbit by hitting him with his hammer.
Wolverine vs Batman: It's a bad day for batman.
Fights batman would win. Most are not super heros.
Punisher
Green Arrow
Hawk Eye
Cyclopes
If antman went to the size of an ant instead of the size of a giant then batman could stomp on him.
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I could beat Spiderman's ass
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12 months ago

Ummmm..you do know Batman is not real right?
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mpcoan said...
I could beat Spiderman's ass

Super strong...
Super fast....
Super quick....
Can climb on anything.....
Can shoot webs.....
Your awesome.
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12 months ago

(ahem)
Batman has kicked Superman's ass so many times it has become a cliche...
You just need a bit of Kryptonite (which Bruce Wayne has secured in quantity)
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Dawg E. Style said...
Ummmm..you do know Batman is not real right?

Thats your opinion. LOL
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auburn2009 said...
Thats your opinion. LOL
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12 months ago

He's also already defeated the Hulk. The Hulk is quite dumb when he's angry...
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12 months ago

I'd like Batman's chances over Iron Man. Batman's training will give him a huge advantage and its not like Batman couldn't come up with comparable technology himself.
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rolltide06 said...
I'd like Batman's chances over Iron Man. Batman's training will give him a huge advantage and its not like Batman couldn't come up with comparable technology himself.

Plus he's not a drunk...
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if invisible woman pointed a gun at you, would you be able to see the gun? if not, she is my choice.
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batman is a ninja. nuff said
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Dawg E. Style said...
if invisible woman pointed a gun at you, would you be able to see the gun? if not, she is my choice.

Very well put.
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The Dark Knight Returns. Batman defeated Superman.
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VolfanKY said...
The Dark Knight Returns. Batman defeated Superman.

i cant think of anything gayer than superdy dupery man.
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12 months ago

hes super bad ass so hes a superhero
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Husker14675 said...
hes super bad ass so hes a superhero

until Invisible woman pops a cap in his ass.
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Dawg E. Style said...
until Invisible woman pops a cap in his ass.

hed be able to see shes there with his spidey sense
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12 months ago

id be more intrigued to see if he could take on all the ninja turtles at the same time
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12 months ago

This guy would kill Batman.

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Husker14675 said...
hed be able to see shes there with his spidey sense

She has double anti spidey sense powers.
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then we are all f***ed
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Husker14675 said...
then we are all f***ed

awesome by an invisible woman!
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BillyEN4C said...
id be more intrigued to see if he could take on all the ninja turtles at the same time

no homo?

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no homo?
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