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5 months ago

We did this on the BOL board for Road House and I think the thread got about 20,000 comments (seemed like it anyway).
Got a favorite line from Fletch? Pass it along
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5 months ago

"You using the whole fist Doc?"
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5 months ago

Fletch: You know, what tipped it for me was something your wife said while we were in bed together.
Alan Stanwyck: Oh? And what was that?
Fletch: Curiously, she said we had roughly the same build. From the waist up, I imagine.
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5 months ago

Can I borrow your towel? My car just hit a water buffalo.
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5 months ago

the part when he is with the jet mechanics is my favorite.
Willy: What the hell you need ball bearings for?
Fletch: Awww, come on guys, it's so simple. Maybe you need a refresher course.
[leans arm on hot engine part]
Fletch: Hey! It's all ball bearings nowadays. Now you prepare that Fetzer valve with some 3-in-1 oil and some gauze pads. And I'm gonna need 'bout ten quarts of anti-freeze, preferably Prestone. No, no make that Quaker State.
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5 months ago

this is a criminally underrated movie imo.
Never really mentioned among the greats, but I love it. A lot of my friends haven't even seen it.
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5 months ago

Detective #2: Got a gun, creep?
Fletch: Shamu's got one, borrow his.
Detective #2: [searching Fletch] What have we here?
Fletch: That's my dick.
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5 months ago via 247Sports Mobile

I didn't want to do this, but I'm afraid I'm gonna have to pull rank on you. I'm with the Mattress Police. There are no tags on these mattresses.
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5 months ago via 247Sports Mobile

What kind of name is Poon?
Comanche Indian.

This post was edited by devidee on 12/9/2012 at 5:31 PM
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5 months ago

I almost bought this place, but I found out Hop-a-long Cassidy committed suicide here. Bow and arrow. very weird.
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5 months ago

You know, I came this close to buying this place, but then I found out that Hop-along Cassidy killed himself here.
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5 months ago

Very well. I'll have a Bloody Mary, a steak sandwich and a...steak sandwich.
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5 months ago

Well, the traffic was murder, you know. One of those manure spreaders jackknifed on the Santa Ana. Godawful mess. You should see my shoes.
"You're not a good guy, you go somewhere else. We'll play you. We'll beat you."
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5 months ago via 247Sports Mobile

Fletch: I'm Frieda's boss.
Lady: who's Frieda?
Fletch: my secretary
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5 months ago

My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions, loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next.
Not guilty y'all got to feel me
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5 months ago via 247Sports Mobile

Fletch: Do you have any caviar
Waiter: Si senor, Beluga, but it is 80 dollars a portion.
Fletch: Well, then I better just take two portions of that.
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5 months ago

Pathologist: Ever seen a spleen that large?
Fletch: No, not since breakfast.
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5 months ago

eastcoastghost said...
My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions, loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next.

Must be from Fletch 3.
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5 months ago

I see you remodeled the garage. Must have cost you hundreds.
Aftyer getting beaten up- Fletch, you ok? Yeah, I feel like a hundred dollars.
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