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Best One Liners in Movie History

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Off the movie Bruno
I named my baby a typical African name............. OJ
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"You know the best thing about those high school chics? I keep getting older and they stay the same age."
-- Dazed and Confused
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Scooter305 said...
"You know the best thing about those high school chics? I keep getting older and they stay the same age."
-- Dazed and Confused

"You cool man?"
"Cool how"
" (laughs) Ohhhkaayy"
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Come over here so I can f*cking stab you - The Pick of Destiny
I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.- The Holy Grail
I said I am not going to hurt ya, I'm just gonna bash your brains in. - The Shining

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"Go get your f***ing shine box"
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"Cause it's Friday, you ain't got no job, and you ain't got sh*t to do"
"Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life son"
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Scooter305 said...
"You know the best thing about those high school chics? I keep getting older and they stay the same age."
-- Dazed and Confused

One of the greatest movies of all time, nice name BTW
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12 months ago

"All work and no play make Jack a dull boy"
Not really a line but it's in the movie.
And
"Here's Johnny!"

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12 months ago

Any line from 300 IMO
- THIS IS SPARTA
- Only Spartan women give birth to real women
- Persian, come and get them
- Come back with your shield, or on it
- We will fight in the shade
- Tonight we dine in Hell
I can go on and on

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"Madness is rare in individuals - but in groups, parties, nations, and ages it is the rule." - Friedrich Nietzsche
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12 months ago

"What's in the box!?!?!?!?!?"
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SE7EN Scene - "The Box"

Se7en end scene with Kevin Spacey, Brad Pitt, Morgan Freeman, and the Box.
http://www.youtube.com/v/1giVzxyoclE
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pstrjohn said...
"I'm your Huckleberry" Tombstone

That's my favorite, so...
"Does he look like a b1+ch?
-Pulp Fiction
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More quotes in the next two videos, but the ones listed are a few of my personal favorites appropriate for the board.
"You know how to whistle don't you, Steve? You put your lips together and...blow." Lauren Bacall, To Have and Have Not.
"Of all the gin joints, in all the towns, in all the world, she walks into mine." Bogart, Casablanca
"A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti." Hannibal Lecter
"Well, I got her number. How do you like them apples?" Matt Damon, Good Will Hunting
"You don't understand. I coulda had class. I coulda been a contender. I coulda been somebody, instead of a bum, which is what I am, let's face it." Brando

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25 Great Movie Quotes

25 of some of my favourite film quote. NO COPYRIGHT INTENDED, all rights go to the owners.
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Second video.

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TOP 30 movie quotes and oneliners in 4 min...

movie quotes horror, sci-fi, classic, drama, comedy, TOP30 movie quotes and oneliners in 4 minutes
http://www.youtube.com/v/erCQDVDl2J4
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' I love the smell of napalm in the morning". Robert Duvall Apocalypse Now.
"You have to ask yourself,do i feal lucky? Well do you punk? Dirty Harry

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10 Most Badass Movie Lines

Most Badass movie lines IMO. I'm sorry that the numbers are all messed up. I re-edited the video countless times to fix it but it never worked. The order is from #10-#1 just if you get confused. I'm sorry :( Enjoy anyway, though.
http://www.youtube.com/v/JlVgBxVqW2c
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12 months ago

Not entirely a one liner but several possibilities from the same scene.
"Say 'what' again...."

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Say what again!!!!

Pulp Fiction...the end of the opening Jules and VIncent Act where Jules is a total bad@$$...
http://www.youtube.com/v/snW3cM1KipQ
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"I'm kind of a big deal"

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12 months ago via 247Sports Mobile

I can't believe we've gone this far and no one has dropped the ultimate 1 liner...
"Hasta la vista, baby"
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T-Noles813 said...
I can't believe we've gone this far and no one has dropped the ultimate 1 liner...
"Hasta la vista, baby"

Everyone expects that one.
Maybe I missed it, but the one I was surprised not to see right off the bat was "Bond, James Bond".
How the heck did a board full of guys miss that one?
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Badges?? we don't need no stinkin' badges!!
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There's about 100 lines from this movie, I could post. I'll just go with the first one that popped into my head:
"The last time I saw a pair of jugs that big, two hillbillies were blowin on 'em"
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Best Caddyshack Quotes

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There are two kinds of people in this world. Those with loaded guns & those that dig. YOU DIG. Clint Eastwood- "The Good The Bad & The Ugly"
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You're the same dumb pilgrim that I been hearin' for twenty days, and smellin' for three! - Jeremiah Johnson
You're so full of shit, you're gonna float away. - The Deer Hunter
It's immoral to let a sucker keep his money. - Rounders
They've done studies, you know. 60% of the time it works, every time. - Anchorman
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More than a one-liner, but an all time favorite quote of mine is:
"Life is a storm, my young friend. You will bask in the sunlight one moment, be shattered on the rocks the next. What makes you a man is what you do when that storm comes." - Edmond Dantes, The Count of Monte Cristo
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Courage is being scared to death... and saddling up anyway.
John Wayne
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Braveheart, (1995), “Every man dies. Not every man really lives”, William Wallace (Mel Gibson)
Jerry Maguire , (1996), “Show me the money”, Jerry Maguire (Tom Cruise)
'Just to make it clear, I'm not transferring, I like it here too damn much to leave.' Jordan Kerner
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