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Best One Liners in Movie History

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I'll make him an offer he can't refuse. Godfather
So it be written so let it be done. 10 Commandments
For God and Country Geronimo Geronimo Geronimo... Navy Seal team leader after mission complete and the killing of Bin Laden.
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"FRANKS AND BEANS!!!"
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Bunch of slack jawed faggots around here. This stuff will make you a god damned sexual Tyrannosaurus just like me.
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donjuanmc said...
Bunch of slack jawed faggots around here. This stuff will make you a god damned sexual Tyrannosaurus just like me.

Haha, thats a good one.
How Bout Em!
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"There's only one man that would dare give me the raspberry... Lone Star!"
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12 months ago

Hey Wang, I think this club is restricted so don't tell em' your Jewish. - Al Cervick (Caddy shack)
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12 months ago

I absolutely love V for Vendetta and there's a ton of great dialogue in that movie. Not a lot of one-liners but some really good quotes.
"I'm not questioning your powers of observation; I'm merely remarking upon the paradox of asking a masked man who he is. "
"The time has come for me to meet my maker and to repay him in kind for all that he's done. "
"I, like God, do not play with dice and do not believe in coincidence. "
"I have not come for what you hoped to do. I've come for what you did. "
And probably the coolest lines: "Beneath this mask there is more than flesh. Beneath this mask there is an idea, Mr. Creedy, and ideas are bulletproof. "
"At last, we finally meet. I have something for you, Chancellor; a farewell gift. For all the things you've done, for the things you might have done, and for the only thing you have left. "
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12 months ago via 247Sports Mobile

Chris Farley - Billy Madison
"Dat Veronica Vaughn is one fine piece of Ace."

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12 months ago via 247Sports Mobile

Gold jacket, green jacket, who gives a shit?
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12 months ago

you have the 'vince vaughn' trilogy of swinger, old school, wedding crashers...where there's 100 quotes per movie...you have the late 70's - mid 80's Animal house, airplane, stripes, caddy shack, fletch...epic stuff.
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12 months ago via 247Sports Mobile

"I'll be back."
Check out my 2 deep of UM's base 4-3 under defense, let me know your thoughts. Last updated: 3/28/12
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im watching dumb and dumber right now cause of this thread.
"im talkin about a little place called Aspen!"
"I dont know Loyd, the French are Assholes."

This post was edited by trojanNorCal on 5/6/2012 at 9:39 PM
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"They have the Monkeys, they were a major influence on the Beatles."
Dumb & Dumber
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Play
Dumb And Dumber: "I like it alot".

Lloyd likes to mingle...
http://www.youtube.com/v/Q_X8ZZwcs4k
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You ever putt with a wedgie...all the pros are doing it
Caddyshack
Stay thirsty my friends......
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"You're in the office baby" *Still DRE comes on*
"King Kong aint got shit on me"
Training Day
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Macks said...
I absolutely love V for Vendetta and there's a ton of great dialogue in that movie. Not a lot of one-liners but some really good quotes.
"I'm not questioning your powers of observation; I'm merely remarking upon the paradox of asking a masked man who he is. "
"The time has come for me to meet my maker and to repay him in kind for all that he's done. "
"I, like God, do not play with dice and do not believe in coincidence. "
"I have not come for what you hoped to do. I've come for what you did. "
And probably the coolest lines: "Beneath this mask there is more than flesh. Beneath this mask there is an idea, Mr. Creedy, and ideas are bulletproof. " "At last, we finally meet. I have something for you, Chancellor; a farewell gift. For all the things you've done, for the things you might have done, and for the only thing you have left. "

+1... absolutely love V. Great dialog, plot, and made me realize I could find Natalie Portman attractive even if she was bald.
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12 months ago

Wha'd you do?-Tommy Boy
Another movie full of great one liners
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donjuanmc said...
Bunch of slack jawed faggots around here. This stuff will make you a god damned sexual Tyrannosaurus just like me.

One of my favorites! I chew Redman so I use that line often.lol
I'll be back. Arnold
A man's got to know his limitations. Clint
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I'm sorry I'm not sorry. Okay? I'm not gonna apologize, I'm a cocksman!"
- Jeremy Grey in Wedding Crashers
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- Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
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"A lot of people go to college for seven years."
"Ya, they're called doctors." - Tommy Boy
"only when you've lost everything are you free to do anything."
"The first rule of Fight Club is:........."
- Fight Club

This post was edited by ncrosby88 on 5/7/2012 at 11:06 AM
Res ipsa loquitur...Let the good times roll
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Well baby, me so horny. ME so HORNY. Me love you long time. Da Nang Hooker (Full Metal Jacket)
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michagain said...
Wha'd you do?-Tommy Boy
Another movie full of great one liners

"Did you eat paint chips as a kid??"
"Hehehehhe, why??"
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bogeyman14 said...
"I love the smell of napalm in the morning". - Robert Duvall Apocalypse Now

Boom, IMO.
Sticking with Coppola, I'll go with "I know it was you, Fredo. You broke my heart." - Pacino, Godfather Part II
"Oh and Mac...the horse's name is Friday." - Jim Bowers
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12 months ago

One of my all time favorites.
"You keep using that word, I do not think it means what you think it means."

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you keep using that word. i don't think it means what you think it means.
http://www.youtube.com/v/1-b7RmmMJeo
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