Online Now 3398

FBS Independents
Notre Dame
CAA
Old Dominion
CONFERENCE USA
ECU
Sun Belt
Georgia State
South Alabama
SoCon
Appalachian State

Professional
Tennessee Titans

The Blue Board

We aren't just committed to college football; we're early enrolling in it.

On this Board 1625
Record: 7394 (2/14/2012)

Online now 3369
Record: 18710 (2/25/2012)

Post a New Topic
Back to Topics
Sigs off
My boards ▾
Jump to a board I follow

You have no favorite boards.
Follow board
Follow board

Follow This Topic
4 votes needed to rate this Topic
Pages: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6

Best One Liners in Movie History

- Reply
- Quote
- Rate Up Rate Down
12 months ago

"Nice catch Hayes, don't ever do it again."

Play
Major League - Willie Mays Hayes Catch

Nice Catch...
http://www.youtube.com/v/AfkdZ3tXFSs
Huddles are for rookies.
mizAU
- 5 stars
  Rating: 86
  1123 votes total
- The One Who Knocks
- Starter
- (5269)
- 21 months
- Send Message
- Follow User
- Ignore User
- Reply
- Quote
- Rate Up Rate Down
12 months ago

Another Lou Brown one... What a boss.
"Let me think it over, will ya Charlie? I got a guy on the other line about some whitewalls."

Play
Lou Brown gets the call

Lou Brown's best moment
http://www.youtube.com/v/vBBbrYpeqZY
Huddles are for rookies.
mizAU
- 5 stars
  Rating: 86
  1123 votes total
- The One Who Knocks
- Starter
- (5269)
- 21 months
- Send Message
- Follow User
- Ignore User
- Reply
- Quote
- Rate Up Rate Down
12 months ago

Best rant - Steve Martin to a car rental clerk in Planes, Trains, Automobiles.
The producers could have made this a PG-13 movie by just removing the rant. But the rant was so good, they kept it, and the movie had an R rating.
Dicks Fake Eye20793
- 4 stars
  Rating: 79
  2006 votes total
- Walk-on
- (2524)
- 29 months
- Send Message
- Follow User
- Ignore User
- Reply
- Quote
- Rate Up Rate Down
12 months ago

All we are...is dust in the wind, dude - Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure
"Oh and Mac...the horse's name is Friday." - Jim Bowers
ksredmill
- 5 stars
  Rating: 85
  8391 votes total
- Director of Gump Operations
- Starter
- (7292)
- 28 months
- Send Message
- Follow User
- Ignore User
- Reply
- Quote
- Rate Up Rate Down
12 months ago

You're killing me, Smalls! - The Sandlot (greatest childhood movie of all time & I could literally cite the entire film)
"Oh and Mac...the horse's name is Friday." - Jim Bowers
ksredmill
- 5 stars
  Rating: 85
  8391 votes total
- Director of Gump Operations
- Starter
- (7292)
- 28 months
- Send Message
- Follow User
- Ignore User
- Reply
- Quote
- Rate Up Rate Down
12 months ago

One godd***ed hit?
You can't say "godd***ed" on the radio!
It doesn't matter, no one's listening anyway.
Bob Uker (sp?) from Major League
"Quit trying to make a play and do your job!"
Gibber71
- 5 stars
  Rating: 94
  1086 votes total
- Letterman
- (2406)
- 27 months
- Send Message
- Follow User
- Ignore User
- Reply
- Quote
- Rate Up Rate Down
12 months ago

"Do you realize I have had diarrhea since Easters?"
"They think I don't know a butt load of crap about the Gospel, but I do"
Nacho Libre
"Go ahead Punk, make my Day" Dirty Harry
pstrjohn
- 5 stars
  Rating: 85
  4154 votes total
- Some minds are like concrete Thoroughly mixed up and permanently set
- Starter
- (8183)
- 30 months
- Send Message
- Follow User
- Ignore User
- Reply
- Quote
- Rate Up Rate Down
12 months ago

Sometimes you gotta say what the fuck. - Risky Business
#winning
MrCrimson33306
- 5 stars
  Rating: 86
  857 votes total
- I Have 3 Crystal Balls
- Letterman
- (2136)
- 28 months
- Send Message
- Follow User
- Ignore User
- Reply
- Quote
- Rate Up Rate Down
12 months ago

WARNING: Very vulgar quote, but it's pretty damn funny too....
'We're dicks! We're reckless, arrogant, stupid dicks. And the Film Actors Guild are pussies. And Kim Jong Il is an asshole. ...................................... ' - Gary Johnston, Team America
Edit: removed the rest because it's really not appropriate

This post has been edited 2 times, most recently by Dizzo on 5/8/2012 at 2:18 PM
Dizzo ●
- 5 stars
  Rating: 97
  1756 votes total
- Walk-on
- (3053)
- 23 months
- Send Message
- Follow User
- Ignore User
- Reply
- Quote
- Rate Up Rate Down
12 months ago

The price is wrong bitch!
Happy Gilmore
This post and its contents is not meant to demean or marginalize the contributions of Jim Tressel as Head Coach at The Ohio State University
buckperry
- 5 stars
  Rating: 92
  4352 votes total
- Rant thread token member
- Starter
- (8254)
- 21 months
- Send Message
- Follow User
- Ignore User
- Reply
- Quote
- Rate Up Rate Down
12 months ago

dont have time to look through all and make sure its not there so....
"I'm your huckleberry
$50 bet with Rebels10 - Best of 3 Egg Bowls Results 2012 - 2013 - 2014 - **the $50 goes to others schools athletics dept**
msudawg12
- 5 stars
  Rating: 87
  1953 votes total
- Omaha Bound
- Starter
- (8894)
- 22 months
- Send Message
- Follow User
- Ignore User
- Reply
- Quote
- Rate Up Rate Down
12 months ago

Shut the #!uck up Donny!-- Big Lebowski
I'm the Dude .....man.
Lets run the picket fence- .... Hoosiers
Don't get caught watching the paint dry...
Ollie with the charity shot.
gamedaynole74815
- 5 stars
  Rating: 91
  37 votes total
- Freshman
- (118)
- 23 months
- Send Message
- Follow User
- Ignore User
- Reply
- Quote
- Rate Up Rate Down
12 months ago via 247Sports Mobile

Luke, I am your Father.
pstrjohn
- 5 stars
  Rating: 85
  4154 votes total
- Some minds are like concrete Thoroughly mixed up and permanently set
- Starter
- (8183)
- 30 months
- Send Message
- Follow User
- Ignore User
- Reply
- Quote
- Rate Up Rate Down
12 months ago

MKatUmich said...
yeah... well... that's just like... your opinion, man.

The Dude is disappointed it took 4 pages to get to the most quotable movie of all time.
You see this Larry? This is what happens when you F*** a stranger in the ass!!!
Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic and so am I.
jshusc
- 5 stars
  Rating: 90
  587 votes total
- He fixes the cable?
- Varsity
- (1309)
- 32 months
- Send Message
- Follow User
- Ignore User
- Reply
- Quote
- Rate Up Rate Down
12 months ago

jshusc said...
The Dude is disappointed it took 4 pages to get to the most quotable movie of all time.
You see this Larry? This is what happens when you F*** a stranger in the ass!!!

Agreed, but the entire movie can pretty much be inserted here.
"You mind if I do a J?"

This post was edited by ksredmill on 5/8/2012 at 8:11 PM
"Oh and Mac...the horse's name is Friday." - Jim Bowers
ksredmill
- 5 stars
  Rating: 85
  8391 votes total
- Director of Gump Operations
- Starter
- (7292)
- 28 months
- Send Message
- Follow User
- Ignore User
- Reply
- Quote
- Rate Up Rate Down
12 months ago

Dick's Fake Eye said...
Best rant - Steve Martin to a car rental clerk in Planes, Trains, Automobiles.
The producers could have made this a PG-13 movie by just removing the rant. But the rant was so good, they kept it, and the movie had an R rating.

It was the 80s, you could get away with that back then. Not today, nothing gets an R rating.
MKatUmich
- 4 stars
  Rating: 79
  587 votes total
- Letterman
- (2106)
- 23 months
- Send Message
- Follow User
- Ignore User
- Reply
- Quote
- Rate Up Rate Down
12 months ago

pstrjohn said...
Luke, I am your Father.

I believe this is the most misquoted line of all time.
MKatUmich
- 4 stars
  Rating: 79
  587 votes total
- Letterman
- (2106)
- 23 months
- Send Message
- Follow User
- Ignore User
- Reply
- Quote
- Rate Up Rate Down
12 months ago

jshusc said...
The Dude is disappointed it took 4 pages to get to the most quotable movie of all time.
You see this Larry? This is what happens when you F*** a stranger in the ass!!!

I know, I read through the first four pages just to make sure it wasn't already mentioned.
MKatUmich
- 4 stars
  Rating: 79
  587 votes total
- Letterman
- (2106)
- 23 months
- Send Message
- Follow User
- Ignore User
- Reply
- Quote
- Rate Up Rate Down
12 months ago

If you have to put who said the quote, it is not a best one liner in movie history.
If you have to to put the previous lines before the quote, it is not a best one liner in movie history.
If it is multiple sentences, it is not a best one liner in movie history.

This post was edited by kiddynamite on 5/8/2012 at 11:43 PM
kiddynamite
- 5 stars
  Rating: 89
  1502 votes total
- Letterman
- (1914)
- 26 months
- Send Message
- Follow User
- Ignore User
- Reply
- Quote
- Rate Up Rate Down
12 months ago

kiddynamite said...
If you have to put who said the quote, it is not a best one liner in movie history.
If you have to to put the previous lines before the quote, it is not a best one liner in movie history.
If it is multiple sentences, it is not a best one liner in movie history.

You mean coitus?
Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic and so am I.
jshusc
- 5 stars
  Rating: 90
  587 votes total
- He fixes the cable?
- Varsity
- (1309)
- 32 months
- Send Message
- Follow User
- Ignore User
- Reply
- Quote
- Rate Up Rate Down
12 months ago

Tell that bitch to be cool!
"Oh and Mac...the horse's name is Friday." - Jim Bowers
ksredmill
- 5 stars
  Rating: 85
  8391 votes total
- Director of Gump Operations
- Starter
- (7292)
- 28 months
- Send Message
- Follow User
- Ignore User
- Reply
- Quote
- Rate Up Rate Down
12 months ago

"My prediction? Pain" - Clubber Lang
And to keep the Major League liners going - "Juuuuust a bit outside."

This post was edited by TewaWildcaT on 5/9/2012 at 1:06 PM
Time to nut up or shut up
TewaWildcaT
- 5 stars
  Rating: 98
  401 votes total
- Hoops Head
- Letterman
- (2399)
- 33 months
- Send Message
- Follow User
- Ignore User
- Reply
- Quote
- Rate Up Rate Down
12 months ago

“The almighty tells me he can get me out of this mess, but he’s pretty sure you’re fucked."
“There’s only two men I trust. One of ‘em’s me, the other one’s not you”,
Time to nut up or shut up
TewaWildcaT
- 5 stars
  Rating: 98
  401 votes total
- Hoops Head
- Letterman
- (2399)
- 33 months
- Send Message
- Follow User
- Ignore User
- Reply
- Quote
- Rate Up Rate Down
12 months ago via 247Sports Mobile

"Why does he keep calling me meat?"
"You gonna eat yo cornbread?"
"Leo Getts, anything ya need, Leo gets. Get it?"
"Buzzards' gotta eat. Same as the worms."
nike golf
- 5 stars
  Rating: 94
  592 votes total
- Freshman
- (483)
- 27 months
- Send Message
- Follow User
- Ignore User
- Reply
- Quote
- Rate Up Rate Down
12 months ago

Joey, you ever seen a grown man naked?
I am serious, and don't call me Shirley.
I picked a hell of a week to stop sniffing glue.
Love me some Airplane. R.I.P. Leslie Nielsen
"Oh and Mac...the horse's name is Friday." - Jim Bowers
ksredmill
- 5 stars
  Rating: 85
  8391 votes total
- Director of Gump Operations
- Starter
- (7292)
- 28 months
- Send Message
- Follow User
- Ignore User

Post a New Topic
Back to Topics
« Previous Topic
Next Topic »
Boards ▾

The Blue Board

We aren't just committed to college football; we're early enrolling in it.

247Rumors

College football scuttlebutt and scoop- powered by Football Rumor Mill

The Green Board

Where the madness isn't just in March.

Big Ten Board (Beta)
Pages: 1 | ... | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6

Football Recruiting

Basketball Recruiting

Features

Resources

Connect

247Sports In partnership with CBS Sports