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Best One Liners in Movie History

  • MKatUmich said...

    I believe this is the most misquoted line of all time.

    Not actually in Star Wars.

    -I do not think that word means what you thinki it means.

    -Is there a mark on my face? It doesn't hurt here or here so much, but right here.

    This post has been edited 2 times, most recently by DostaDawg on 5/9/2012 at 1:40 PM

    DostaDawg

  • Hey Blond! You know what you are? Just a dirty son-of-a-b-!

    I'm from Arizona, Jerry! I broke Arizona records! I went to Arizona State! I'm a Sun Devil man!

    Rod Tidwell

  • Yeah, well at least I didn't sleep with Lumbergh.

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    "Oh and Mac...the horse's name is Friday." - Jim Bowers

    ksredmill ●

  • Buford T. Justice: Give me a diablo sandwich, a Dr. Pepper, and make it quick, I'm in a g*d-d*mn hurry.

    Buford T. Justice: [to his son] There's no way, no way that you came from my loins. Soon as I get home, first thing I'm gonna do is punch yo mamma in da mouth!

    Buford T. Justice: What we're dealing with here is a complete lack of respect for the law.

    Buford T. Justice: Nobody, and I mean NOBODY makes Sheriff Buford T. Justice look like a possum's pecker.
    Junior: Except for that...
    Buford T. Justice: Shut your a$$.

    [Communicating through the C.B. radio]
    Bandit: Sheriff, uh, Buford T. Justice, please.
    Buford T. Justice: Who there?
    Bandit: This is Bandit Darville talkin'.
    Buford T. Justice: Where are you, you somb*tch?
    Bandit: Before I tell you where I am, Sheriff, there's just one thing I wanna say. You must be part coon dog, 'cause I've been chased by the best of them, and son, you make 'em look like they're all runnin' in slow motion. I just wanna say that.
    Buford T. Justice: Well, thank you, Mr. Bandit. And as the pursuer, may I say you're the g*dd*mnedest pursuee I've ever pursued. Now that the mutual bull$hit is over, WHERE ARE YOU, YOU SOMB*TCH?

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    "The thing about quotes from the internet is that it’s hard to verify their authenticity." --Abraham Lincoln

    1981WarEagle

  • Fine, its a f*cking joke anyway afterall I'm paying you with your money. I'm still up 20 grand from the last time I stick it in you.

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    mikemohr

  • Ryback, you're amazing. Too bad you aren't cooking for us.-Under Siege, right before he gets shot in the back.

    DostaDawg

  • ftlaudcock said...

    Josey Wales: You a bounty hunter?

    Bounty Hunter: A man's got to make a living.

    Josey Wales: Dying ain't much of a living, boy.

    great one for sure , one of my favorites

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    shoeless7777

  • Sometimes there's just not enough rocks.

    Life's a box of chocholates, you never know what youre gonna get.

    Run Forest Run.

    I just felt like run nin.

    And I don't know WHERE Tex is from.

    Stupid is as stupid does.

    ...and thats all I have to say about that!

    MichiganFan

  • okay, found one that works.

    This post has been edited 3 times, most recently by MichRedWingFan77412 on 5/12/2012 at 8:14 PM

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    The Greatest Movie Line Ever

    John Barrowman sucks, but this line is hilarious.

    http://www.youtube.com/v/riTmalXedUA
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  • "Do you have an older grateful sister" -Steve McQueen Magnificant 7

    Crappy Davenpot

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