The Blue Board

Hey Blond! You know what you are? Just a dirty son-of-a-b-!

Buford T. Justice: Give me a diablo sandwich, a Dr. Pepper, and make it quick, I'm in a g*d-d*mn hurry.

Buford T. Justice: [to his son] There's no way, no way that you came from my loins. Soon as I get home, first thing I'm gonna do is punch yo mamma in da mouth!

Buford T. Justice: What we're dealing with here is a complete lack of respect for the law.

Buford T. Justice: Nobody, and I mean NOBODY makes Sheriff Buford T. Justice look like a possum's pecker.
Junior: Except for that...
Buford T. Justice: Shut your a$$.

[Communicating through the C.B. radio]
Bandit: Sheriff, uh, Buford T. Justice, please.
Buford T. Justice: Who there?
Bandit: This is Bandit Darville talkin'.
Buford T. Justice: Where are you, you somb*tch?
Bandit: Before I tell you where I am, Sheriff, there's just one thing I wanna say. You must be part coon dog, 'cause I've been chased by the best of them, and son, you make 'em look like they're all runnin' in slow motion. I just wanna say that.
Buford T. Justice: Well, thank you, Mr. Bandit. And as the pursuer, may I say you're the g*dd*mnedest pursuee I've ever pursued. Now that the mutual bull$hit is over, WHERE ARE YOU, YOU SOMB*TCH?

Ryback, you're amazing. Too bad you aren't cooking for us.-Under Siege, right before he gets shot in the back.

Sometimes there's just not enough rocks.

Life's a box of chocholates, you never know what youre gonna get.

Run Forest Run.

I just felt like run nin.

And I don't know WHERE Tex is from.

Stupid is as stupid does.

...and thats all I have to say about that!

"Do you have an older grateful sister" -Steve McQueen Magnificant 7