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Celph Titled, off of Eatadiccup

really, to get it all, i will post the whole verse, after...

so the one liner is : lil nigga, you see me load the clip in the gun?
You'd better kill that crip walk and start doin' a crip run

out of this verse of badassness

Real gangstas don't say much, we talk with our hands
And keep a surplus of Ziploc bags and rubberbands
???, you see me load the clip in the gun?
You'd better kill that crip walk and start doin' a crip run
I'm 6'1", 240 pounds, enough to cause fractures
Extort pussies in the game, it's gonna cost rappers
From now on, call me Reverend Get-Right
I got a thing for female journalists, I like the bitch tight
Cookin' crack in a rotisserie oven, hickory smokin'
In the projects with a bulldozer, picture me rollin', nigga
I went to private school, attended church and said my prayers
Now I'm takin' trips to hell, and God, I love it there
Settin' the new fashion trends, who else?
You look nice in that body bag, shoot yourself
Black Sabbath performer, come see me on Sunday
And witness how I'm lightin' up Broadway with my gunplay

man, that song has so many of them...

celph titled and Jay Zone are on those one liners

the whole song:

[J-Zone]
Super-nigga J-Zone in the sky with a fur cape
Enemy of the state, in '98 I dropped the gold tape
Hoes wantin' my presents got nothin' but more laughter
Bitch, the fact that it's Christmas is no factor
Unknown to famous, my Rolodex got a long list of hoes, like the Chinatown White Pages
Only yellow nigga, always runnin' his mouth
Eatin' pussy, lookin' like Pac-Man, but don't fuck with a spouse
Ladies, I drove 'em crazy, 'cause I gave 'em more head
But pigeons are shittin' on me 'cause I threw 'em no bread
Bum bitches beg me not to perform 'cause I'm offendin' 'em
[Sample]
Please, don't do it!
I said I'm no gentleman!
[J-Zone]
She left, about to cry too, what, you forgotten?
I was raised on 2 Live Crew, my attitude is rotten
Zone and Celph are guaranteed
Like your bitch gainin' 55 pounds after you marry the G

[Celph Titled]
Yo, me and Zone cake heavily, breakin' cheddar with cheese graters
With an HK ??? that stretch 3 acres
Sniper maneuvers, I'm on some heavy metal shit
Find me at Lollapalooza with a bazooka
Any bitch 14 and up, you know I'm fuckin' that
Get my rocks off, watchin' fat girls do jumpin' jacks
I really stay on top of my game when I'm at
'Cause I'm fuckin' your wife missionary style on a Twister mat

[J-Zone & Celph Titled]
MC's hate us
Bleach don't fade us
Ball on a bunch of ??? hoes don't date us
Zone and Celph Titled rippin' over the beat
Come to your crib, take a leak, piss all over the seat
You're 2-bit like Atari, ???, Commodore
You're sorry, with a weak show, what the fuck you rhymin' for?
[Sample]
What sort of nonsense is this?
Eat a dick up
Cock-cocksuckers, cock-cocksuckers

[J-Zone]
We APR finance careers
'Cause we give it to you now, and you're payin' for the next 3 years
My ex called me the Pipe-long Kid
'Cause I got a dick size reminiscent of the Whitestone Bridge
Sissies talk all tough, takin' "Thug-agra" by the case
Celph stomped a hole in your cheek, and everybody call your ass Ma$e
And on your face you'll fall flat
For ballin' out your league like Kobe with a baseball bat, ya bitch

[J-Zone talking]
Oh, shit, yo, Celph
What are you doing with that cannon, man?
Make sure you think twice before you use it
[Celph Titled talking]
No doubt Zone, I always do
[Sample]
Once when I load it, and once when I fire it (gunshot)

[Celph Titled]
Real gangstas don't say much, we talk with our hands
And keep a surplus of Ziploc bags and rubberbands
???, you see me load the clip in the gun?
You'd better kill that crip walk and start doin' a crip run
I'm 6'1", 240 pounds, enough to cause fractures
Extort pussies in the game, it's gonna cost rappers
From now on, call me Reverend Get-Right
I got a thing for female journalists, I like the bitch tight
Cookin' crack in a rotisserie oven, hickory smokin'
In the projects with a bulldozer, picture me rollin', nigga
I went to private school, attended church and said my prayers
Now I'm takin' trips to hell, and God, I love it there
Settin' the new fashion trends, who else?
You look nice in that body bag, shoot yourself
Black Sabbath performer, come see me on Sunday
And witness how I'm lightin' up Broadway with my gunplay

Tech N9ne - "No Can Do"

"You industry punks, I hope you fakes die, 'cause most of these rappers got a queer eye for the straight guy"

My words ain't gotta rhyme
Give me 2 nickels.

Suck my clip, swallow my bullets and don't you spit up. Lil wayne

You see, me and my homies like to play this game We call it Amtrak but some call it the train We all would line up in a single-file line And take our turns at waxing girls' behinds

But every time it came to me, I was sh*t out of luck Because I'd stick my d*ck in and it would get stuck The girls would say, "Stop", I'd say, "I'm not That's enough, I quit, 'cause y'all are bustin' me out"

I say, girls, don't hide it, just divide it And please don't knock it until you've tried it So to all of you b*tches and all you hoes Let's have group sex and do the Rambo

I get Bucks like Milwakee, cause like Sam I Ca-sell

"It ain't payday unless nuts in your mouth."

I used to just chill in the hood wit no stardom,
Now im killin the kids, I suffer from post-pardom

This gets my vote. Well done and what song is that?

Talk about birds cause my hun's ass bigger,
You in the pursuit of happiness, bum ass n*gga

This whole free is full of lines. Buddens is underratted

"I never sleep cause sleep is the cousin of death"

"I got n*ggas that will blasphemy, no religion"

"I'm over your head like a bulimic on a seesaw"

"I'm so fly, I Neverland like Mike Jackson's crib"