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ITT, ask Barny about your life controlling issues and he will show you the light
(Just remember he only prowls at night, if this an emergency dial 911)
I dream of a day when chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned.
What came first, the chicken or the egg?
This is controlling your life? Sorry dude.
I would prefer not to be judged. I came seeking help and all I find is ridicule.
How do I let Dundee know that Cook says he's still high on Miami and they're in his top 3? How do I let him know he plans on making a "stronger" commitment some time in the future? How do I tell him this without him saying its not true and that I'm just being a delusional cane fan? Thanks Barny.
No I did not lose a sig bet, but I am really really really ridiculously good looking.
When is the end if the world? All these earthquakes and explosions and shit got me worried
If lesbians want to be with the same sex, why does one dress, act, and carry themself like a man?
... Not judging, expressing great sympathy to your condition
my fiance had to move out sooner than expected due to her sick grandfather coming to live with her mom. wasn't planning to move her out of the parents till we got married next year. anyways she bought a trailer and put it on her dads land. it looks as though that's where we will live for a couple of years till we save to build our house. i'm not too thrilled bout living in a trailer, but she seems to be just fine with it. it's located about 10 miles from the auburn campus. Should i just embrace the trailer life and grow a mullet? or is it not ideal since it's so close to auburn? is the trailer life acceptable when starting out?
Billy you do realize that if you're going to live in a trailer with your wife you're going have to start beating her right?
I have a few questions for you Barny. Hope all is well with the fam.
Why are babies so ugly when they are born?
What do hookers in the north wear in the winter?
How was the routine of milking cows discovered?
This post was edited by LOSNOLES 12 months ago
He'll firm up on September 8th
So you think he'll flip again before then?
Who knows? He's from Miami.
Bump the Cook thread and we'll pick it up there. This thread is a safe haven for people needing enlightenment.
This post was edited by AlligatorDundee 12 months ago
The other day I was in the locker room and this guy approached me and asked if I wanted to take a steam with him. I was confused and said no and that was the end of it. But then last night I had a dream where this same guy was driving me around in a convertible VW bug (he was shirtless and really cut) and he turned to me, lifted his white Ray-Bans and said, "I'm going to take you to Benetton and buy you some cool sweaters and maybe even some lotions and stuff" and then I woke up and was really disappointed it was only a dream.
I told my fiance about this and now she's totally freaking out for some reason and thinks we shouldn't get married. I just think I need cooler friends that won't give me shit about wearing capris and scented lotions. What do you think?
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Barney, if you pee on a toilet in the exact same spot, how long will it take to eat through the porcelain? Does diet have any effect on this???
Great question. I'd like to know this as well
How do I become Tim Tebow?
ECU grad, tOSU fan for life. Father since 1/12/13.
I'll show you, run out for a pass
Sorry, don't trust you. Barny is the only one I trust with such a serious question.
That was a solid out route though. Probly a TD if Tebow threw the ball to himself.
This post was edited by Murrdawg69 12 months ago
Is this pile if waste going to successfully flush down the toilet?
this a speshul queschin, won olnee much retaa'd would axe. See, mang, the youneeverse is a bigassed secret, none moar so thin how oad he is. Now, win you tryna finger out some of them seacrest, you shood allways stuart wit somethun importan, like whurr the golt at? or whurr can a mane git a bevlee hilbilly type comup? but n'all, you ask about breakfas's...
the ansur is protuzohuh
This sount like gay marridge.
you askin bout gay marridtge?
mane, this dam rocc ben arount looooooooooooong befoe we hat the chance to kill it. of course, it's gone kill us, but that ain' the ent of the worl, man... the worl gone be hurr a few moe billy yurrs
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