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Assemblage against Tyrannical Moderationaterism...

  • DickMcJunkin said... (original post)

    You would sell out the people...

    You will be deported

    Aussie needs to be on that boat...

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    Go Vols

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    kitemac

    Aussie said... (original post)

    I guess it is time for another round of bannings.

    MSUhammer

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  • kitemac said... (original post)

    MSUhammer

    speaking of tyrannical

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  • GoingLightBarny said... (original post)

    Hello, little man. Boy, I sure heard a bunch about you. See, I was a good friend of your Daddy’s. We were in that The Main Bort pit of hell over five years together. Hopefully, you’ll never have to experience this yourself, but when two men are in a situation like me and your Daddy were, for as long as we were, you take on certain responsibilities of the other. If it had been me who had not made it, Major Star 68 would be talkin’ right now to my son Dick. But the way it worked out is I’m talkin’ to you, Star 69. I got somethin’ for you. This keyboard I got here was first purchased by your great-granddaddy.

    It was bought during the First MB War in a little general store in Knoxville, Tennessee. It was bought by private Doughboy Star 66 the day he set sail for Paris. It was your great-granddaddy’s war keyboard, made by the first company to ever make keyboards. You see, up until then, people just fought in person, or wrote letters. Your great-granddaddy used that keyboard every day he was in the war. Then when he had done his duty, he went home to your great-grandmother, took the keyboard out of his knapsack and put it an ol’ coffee can. And in that can it stayed ’til your grandfather Star 67 was called upon by his country to go overseas and fight the Bammers once again.

    This time they called it MB war Two. Your great-granddaddy gave it to your granddad for good luck. Unfortunately, Star 67's luck wasn’t as good as his old man’s. Your granddad was a Troll and he was killed with all the other Trolls at the battle of Cam Newton. Your granddad was facing death and he knew it. None of the other boys had any illusions about ever leavin’ that island alive. So three days before the Aubarners took the island, your 22-year old grandfather asked a heckler on a message board about weightlifting named BufferThanYou, a man he had never met before in his life, to deliver to his infant son, who he had never seen in the flesh, his keyboard.

    Three days later, your grandfather was dead. But BufferThanYou kept his word. After the war was over, he paid a visit to your grandmother, delivering to your infant father, his Dad’s keyboard. This keyboard. This keyboard was on your Daddy’s desk when he was permabanned over Cecil Newton's admission. He was permabanned and put in a Auburnanian prison camp. Now he knew if the crackers ever saw the keyboard it’d be confiscated. The way your Daddy looked at it, that keyboard was your birthright. And he’d be damned if any slopeheads Auburn fan were gonna put their greasy tigerpaws on his boy’s birthright. So he hid it in the one place he knew he could hid something. His ass. Five long years, he wore this keyboard up his ass. Then when he died of dysentery, he gave me the watch. I hid this uncomfortable hunk of plastic up my ass for two years. Then, after seven years, I was sent home to my family. And now, little man, I give the watch to you.

    panic would really appreciate it if you dislodged it from your anus. Let it air dry for three years, then I will gladly accept what is rightfully mine. When this day comes I will pay retribution to all the dirty bastards that lie, cheat, and steal.

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  • What the fvck happened to the Blue Board I used to know? Where's the spirit? Where's the guts, huh? This could be the greatest night of our lives, but you're gonna let it be the worst. "Ooh, we're afraid to go with you, we might get banned." Well just kiss my ass from now on! Not me! I'm not gonna take this. Aussie, he's a dead man! Kite, dead! Tusks...

    Dead! Bluto's right. Psychotic... but absolutely right. We gotta take these bastards. Now we could do it with conventional weapons, but that could take years and cost millions of lives. No, I think we have to go all out. I think that this situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture be done on somebody's part!

    We're just the guys to do it.

    Yeah, I agree. Let's go get 'em.

    Let's do it.

    Let's do it!

    This post was edited by diablorojo961 2 years ago

    "The world is full of kings and queens who blind your eyes and steal your dreams" - Dio

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    Aussie

    diablorojo961 said... (original post)

    What the fvck happened to the Blue Board I used to know? Where's the spirit? Where's the guts, huh? This could be the greatest night of our lives, but you're gonna let it be the worst. "Ooh, we're afraid to go with you, we might get banned." Well just kiss my ass from now on! Not me! I'm not gonna take this. Aussie, he's a dead man! Kite, dead! Tusks...

    Dead! Bluto's right. Psychotic... but absolutely right. We gotta take these bastards. Now we could do it with conventional weapons, but that could take years and cost millions of lives. No, I think we have to go all out. I think that this situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture be done on somebody's part!

    We're just the guys to do it.

    Yeah, I agree. Let's go get 'em.

    Let's do it.

    Let's do it!

    Animal House reference, nice!

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    norsk

    I'm just here because I heard something about free hats.. shrug

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  • Kite is asking for an overthrowing

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