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She ain't pregnant y'all. Praise be Baby Jesus and his miracle workings.
I ain't a Daddy y'all. Best feeling ever right now. Could bench press a semi while running through a brick wall feeling.
Been there. Best feeling in the world. Congrats on still having disposable income.
Congrats on your infertility.
Thanks man. Means a lot.
I'm currently doing a dance that resembles gangnam style with a little bit of throwing some dice.
May go and have unprotected sex tonight to celebrate
HOw did you not pull out?
Is she fat?
Sounds like an excellent plan.
For the record the best day ever will be waking up tomorrow knowing she isn't pregnant and CFB about to start..the day after is always better IMO
has to have been
One of the best feelings. I've had 2 scares myself.
Just think, some child somewhere someday might have this guy as his dad........
Tell scoot to make you wear a rubber next time.
It's amazing how people's views on abortion change when they have something warming in the oven.
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Congrats! Who hasn't been there?
This is so incredibly accurate.
Congrats. Always in the mood for celebrating when I fight off a scare.
She still has yet to get the DNA results back
Yet in hindsight, it would be just as bad if you asked the question, "then who has gotten you pregnant?" And her response was ... "It was Shaquille." That's a pretty intimidating rival to be up against, if you know what I'm saying.
Congrats! Sucks the herpes keeps coming back though.
You're happy....but I bet your sister is disappointed.
Haha, sorry, had to do it. Congrats on that though. I've had a couple in my life. First one was in highschool with the preachers daughter....You can only imagine how that would have gone over.
I was going to put a witty joke here, but I forgot bama fans still use picture books. So I thought I'd expedite the process for you...
When plan B fails, go to plan C ...What's plan C? Flying missle dropkick her ass down the stairs.
Or a haymaker to the babybaker
Falcon punches work better I've heard
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