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This post was edited by Marshall Nole 13 months ago
I'd suggest using one of the websites NoVa suggested and have a private bachelor party....
No I did not lose a sig bet, but I am really really really ridiculously good looking.
Not weird at all...Of course your buddies want to go, it gives them an excuse to go. You on the other hand dont NEED to go. Giving away money to girls you cant be with is dumb...its like a date with no happy ending. Except you are sharing the girl with other men and its kinda fruity to watch other dudes get all worked up over a half naked woman. IMO you go out for beers and watch your friends try and hook up with random girls...laugh at their failure and go home to yours later.
Second row at a strip bar is the way to go. Pretty much the same show free of charge
I had mine two weekends ago. I don't really care for strip clubs either, so I got really hammered and was pass out worthy by the time they wanted to go and went to sleep. Power nap, then club it when they are done.
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You should prepare yourself to live with the consequences of your decisions, whatever they may be.
Go with the flow. The party is really for everyone other than you.
For a successful night you need the following:
A stripper that is at least 3 months pregnant, but no more than 6.
A carton of marlboro reds.
A case of Thunderbird (maybe more depending on the attendees).
A shopping cart.
4 ping pong balls.
7 gold fish.
2 gallons of gasoline.
A roll of aluminum foil.
2 bic lighters (one black, one white).
9 bottle rockets.
6 jawbreakers (must be from a gumball machine....not packaged from a store).
A roll of duct tape.
A stapler (make sure you have plenty of staples).
And finally, 8 oz of turpentine.
Im not a huge strip club guy but have done the following.
Mine--Vegas--Pool Parties and Huge Night Clubs, loved it but--$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
Buddies--3 day cruise, was a little worried as we left miami to key west to cozumel, good talent on boat so was a blast and dont have to worry about driving--Phones didnt work out at sea so that was a Pro--We were kicked out of a strip club in Key West before noon, I swear they had to wake a girl up to get on stage at about 11am--was rough
Another Buddy--Ft. Lauderdale--W Hotel sweet pool and great talent, hit up club pangia and strip clubs
Another Buddy--Key West--Mainly went to Irish Kevins all day and night, very casual but a lot of fun
Another Buddy--New Orleans-Well if you have been there then you know what to do.
Id say if you got a good group that is all that is needed to have a good time
This post was edited by Bama Boz 13 months ago
You won't regret it
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Can you tell me the websites? I live in Tampa and got a buddy getting married soon.
They DTF??? No f'n wayyyyy. Gonna be a staunch change of plans tomorrow...
Yeah mane, certified hookers
You are in a big city like me so we are lucky
DC has some fine ones and big time porn stars are always on it
I imagine Tampa is pretty solid as well
This post was edited by NoVaNoles 13 months ago
Gonna have to check this out
Just pop a Molly
Yeah that pretty much guarantees a good time
Why wouldn't you go? Everyone else pays for the lap dances, not you.
Depending on where you go, a face full isn't out of the question
Im with the OP, strip clubs are stupid
I go sometimes but always regret it afterwards
or aisle 15..
Stripper, hookers, molly ah this must be home.
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