In partnership with CBSSports.com
We aren't just committed to college football; we're early enrolling in it.
Where the madness isn't just in March.
You have no favorite boards.
The most viewed topics.
The most replied to topics.
The most up-voted topics.
The most down-voted topics.
The most up-voted posters.
The most down-voted posters.
The most followed posters.
Yeah, well at least I didn't sleep with Lumbergh.
Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams,
telling myself it's not as hard as it seems - Led Zeppelin
Buford T. Justice: Give me a diablo sandwich, a Dr. Pepper, and make it quick, I'm in a g*d-d*mn hurry.
Buford T. Justice: [to his son] There's no way, no way that you came from my loins. Soon as I get home, first thing I'm gonna do is punch yo mamma in da mouth!
Buford T. Justice: What we're dealing with here is a complete lack of respect for the law.
Buford T. Justice: Nobody, and I mean NOBODY makes Sheriff Buford T. Justice look like a possum's pecker.
Junior: Except for that...
Buford T. Justice: Shut your a$$.
[Communicating through the C.B. radio]
Bandit: Sheriff, uh, Buford T. Justice, please.
Buford T. Justice: Who there?
Bandit: This is Bandit Darville talkin'.
Buford T. Justice: Where are you, you somb*tch?
Bandit: Before I tell you where I am, Sheriff, there's just one thing I wanna say. You must be part coon dog, 'cause I've been chased by the best of them, and son, you make 'em look like they're all runnin' in slow motion. I just wanna say that.
Buford T. Justice: Well, thank you, Mr. Bandit. And as the pursuer, may I say you're the g*dd*mnedest pursuee I've ever pursued. Now that the mutual bull$hit is over, WHERE ARE YOU, YOU SOMB*TCH?
"The thing about quotes from the internet is that it’s hard to verify their authenticity." --Abraham Lincoln
Fine, its a f*cking joke anyway afterall I'm paying you with your money. I'm still up 20 grand from the last time I stick it in you.
Ryback, you're amazing. Too bad you aren't cooking for us.-Under Siege, right before he gets shot in the back.
great one for sure , one of my favorites
Sometimes there's just not enough rocks.
Life's a box of chocholates, you never know what youre gonna get.
Run Forest Run.
I just felt like run nin.
And I don't know WHERE Tex is from.
Stupid is as stupid does.
...and thats all I have to say about that!
okay, found one that works.
John Barrowman sucks, but this line is hilarious.
This post has been edited 3 times, most recently by MichRedWingFan7 2 years ago
"Do you have an older grateful sister" -Steve McQueen Magnificant 7
247Sports In partnership with CBS Sports