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The final play from the movie "The Program" starring James Caan, Omar Epps, Halle Berry, and Christy Swanson
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Mike Tyson, after he accepted an honorary doctorate degree from Ohio’s Central State University in 1989-
“I don’t know what kind of doctor I am; but watching all these beautiful sisters here, I’m debating whether I should be a gynecologist"
"here's a c-note chief...now give me the room next to Ms. Andrews"
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Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams,
Telling myself it's not as hard as it seems - Led Zeppelin
Crash Davis: Relax, all right? Don't try to strike everybody out. Strikeouts are boring! Besides that, they're fascist. Throw some ground balls - it's more democratic.
Ebby Calvin LaLoosh: [to himself] What's this guy know about pitching? If he's so good how come he's been in the minors for the last ten years? If he's so good how come Annie wants me instead of him?
Crash Davis: Oh, hey, and another thing, Meat. You don't know shit, all right? If you wanna make it to the bigs, you'll listen to me. Annie only wants you so she can boss you around, got it? So relax! Let's have some fun out here! This game's fun, OK? Fun goddamnit. And don't hold the ball so hard, OK? It's an egg. Hold it like an egg.
Not here for a long time, I'm here for a good time.
Crash Davis: Well, I believe in the soul, the c*ck, the pvssy, the small of a woman's back, the hanging curve ball, high fiber, good scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days.
This is one of the all-timers for sure
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