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So I've finally reached the age that I have to drop trou and get this done. Those of you who have already had to do it, got any tips? Anything to make the experience a little less miserable? Will the doc still do the exam if I show up hammered?
Lube yourself up beforehand.
Make sure they pay for dinner first...order the lobster.
I generally masterbate during mine. It helps but let's be real. What doesn't it help?
Are most docs cool with that?
Mine is. He's European.
So he's naked during the exam as well, right?
Does he masturbate too?
+1 for the creative, amusing and helpful reply!
No. That would be disgusting.
Why? I've got two hands.
Pray that you don't feel two hands on your back when he says "Relax, this'll only take a minute!"
here, this will help
be named dr. stache.
have 70's gay pron stache
have really loose a-werd-hole, like dr.stache
go to real dr.
let him tamper with you
have him ask what's wrong with your grippers.
dr leaves his bidness card up there.
become real dr.'s fake dr. plaything
www.yohoodent.com ... errybawdee awn ignorle
OK. That sucked.
I have not had one yet but I watched a movie once where a guy was about to go to prison so he had his wife use a strapon so he would get used to it.lol Seriously though it is more embarrassing than anything, had one 2 years ago. My guess is that most doctors hate it almost as bad as you do. Almost!
What movie is that?
Big Stan, pretty funny movie with David Carradine and Rob Schneider.
There shouldn't have been any sucking involved. You should contact the police.
I think you took me a bit too literally.
Poop before he pokes....You'll thank me later.
This post was edited by nickxrx 2 years ago
Always have one super serious douche
Danielle Hunter, Jamario Rasco, Anthony FREAK Johnson.. DL wrecking crew of 2013.
Put a spike collar on then jump on all fours... freaks them out every time.
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