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You are hereby, cordially invited to The BCS National Title Game this January to witness the beatdown of a lifetime at the hands of the Alabama Crimson Tide.
I apologize in advance for how hard we hit and I cannot guarantee the safety of Brian Kelly as he will be a marked man and shown to you all that he is not an elite coach but merely just another coach who will be processed by the Tide and Nick Saban.
I apologize for Eddie Lacy, as he will have over 150 yards and 2 TDs, and TJ Yeldon will be your daddy. They will repeatedly gash your run defense and make you question whether you need a new DL coach. That is not our intention.
I apologize for our offensive lineman as they will continually knock the hell out of your pathetic sorry excuse of a defensive line.
I fully expect our backups to be in by the 4th quarter and maybe then but probably not, you will finally score a TD.
If we score less than 30 I will be disappointed and if you score more than 10 I will be surprised. This is the type of beatdown you will receive.
We may be nice and not quite give you the lashing we gave our little brother in 2012 but be reminded this game will hurt as you will find out that you are not "back". You are merely a good team thats bot in any conference. Not elite.
Many of you will respond to this with replies of protest, anger and even acceptance. Just know that life will go on and wounds will heal eventually, at least the physical ones. Emotionally, this may screw up your team for life and again, I apologize.
Now you ask, Ichabod how are you so cocky and arrogant about this game? And the answer is simple and it explains why we are elite and you are a simple peasant in this game of College Football. It's because of Nick Mother F'n Saban. He is the Alpha and Omega of this game, beginning and the end. He shoots lasers out of his eyes and farts rainbows. He once winked at a player and the player exploded. Processed.
Enjoy being undefeated for the next 20 days and I wish you well in your quest for a Quasi ACC Championship next year.
This post has been edited 2 times, most recently by DrStache 16 months ago
Our quarterback does front flips, suck it.
Sad is what is.
I feel like I've read this before
Just for this thread, I'll write a real one tomorrow. It will be way better
3 time POTW, member since 2006, MLWTI: 4-3
420 ... I told ya so! They're they go ........
I can't wait
3 time POTW
Me either, I just wanna see a good game. And im only pulling for Bama cause I think if Saban wins again he will leave for the NFL. But if ND wins, ill be very happy for Golic and his boys
Obviously doesn't get the joke. Must be new.
My team lost to both teams involved iTT, I don't have a dog in this fight. On that note.......roll Tide
Notre Dame got 14. I was surprised.
This post was edited by DrStache 15 months ago
ND will forever always be the most overrated team in sports..
You forgot to warn them to stay away from Krystal's...
This post was edited by drooks 15 months ago
"We're all family here. Other people say, ‘Hey, we love our sports. We love this and that,’ but here at Auburn, we love Auburn.” Bo Jackson
ND needs to join a conference so that can get away from being the caliber of a Sun Belt team. Western Kentucky gave us more of a fight imo.
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