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A few weeks ago I posted my dog attack story how a dog attacked me while I was in my apartment. It ran through a glass door and tore my coat. Well the dog has yet to be put down and Saturday during the Bama game no less the lady stopped by to visit with me. She wants me to take her dog on a walk today and see how great of a dog her stupid mutt is. I am not wild about the idea by any means but based on her emotional state and her BS sob story I'm contemplating the event. The dog is currently at Eagle County Animal shelter nearby. She seems nice and extremely apologetic and bought me three jackets all nicer than the previous one torn. (She works or owns a sporting good store so the three jackets cost her probably less than 180 dollars and all are great quality North Face or Mountain Hardware). I don't know what to do because I want that dog dead and received a phone call previously that it had been euthanized.
Let the dog live
mkillian247 on twitter..... I say a lot of stuff you wont care about.
Sounds like you have your mind made up. If it was me I wouldn't want the dog to be put down.
I love dogs but I would never be comfortable if I was living next to a dog that ran through a f*cking glass door to get at me. That's terrifying. Off with its head.
Take it for a walk. Have a milkbone in your pocket and toss it out into heavy traffic.
Take the dog for a walk, then get a BJ, then PIIHB, then ATM and go on with your life. Maybe the dog is NWO?
This post was edited by Forrest Gump 22 months ago
Yeah, take it for a walk. Bring the coat the dog tore up. Give the dog a treat and while it's nom-noming on it, sneak up behind him, tie the arms of the coat around the dog's neck, and choke that mutt out. Tell the lady the dog was too ashamed of what he did and off'ed himself.
That could work.
If he takes the dog for a walk, and the dog bites him, that would be too hilarious for words.
PIINB and wait patiently for VTsmittys reccomended method of dog murder.
Damn. Too late.
how old is the lady?
You never did post pics did you? still not buying this story.
Everybody is missing the obvious question... Is this woman attractive? The dog's life may well depend on it.
On a more serious note: I would let the dog live, but warn her that if I ever saw it outside and unattended again....
This^^ if so I would make her my bitch.
did the dog bite your skin and cause blood? What kind of dog is it?
I find it hard to believe that a dog ran through a glass door
Question was already asked, he said no. But I still want to see pics!
Ever watched Cujo? That dog got inside of a Voltswagon.
Take it on a walk ans shoot it
Why do wear wear coats inside? I've never heard of a dog charging through glass.
As I said in your last thread, I call BS on this post.
Take dog for walk, warn lady if anything remotely close to previous incident happens again, she can find that dog "where the red fern grows". Upon completion of walk, donkey punch her, drop a Cleveland steamer, a dirty Sanchez, then top it off with a rodeo F (doggy style and tell her she's the worst you've ever had, see how long you can hang on). Pics, with or w/out the Sanchez mustache or gtfo
If the dog has not been put down have her muzzle it and take it for a walk, even with a muzzle you will be able to tell the dogs intent.
Contact the authorities who are handling this and ask if they have a animal control officer and get his opinion before you walk this dog if they do not have one call the animal shelter and talk with someone who knows something about incidents like this. I think she is playing you and you could jeopardize your chances of having something done with dog.
Dog is currently at animal shelter and she made a donation. Well, as soon as I saw the mutt it growled at me and snarled with her ugly ass owner. I told her I don't feel safe with the dog alive. Let her take the dog on a quick walk (3 minutes) then euthanized.
so is the dog dead yet?
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