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Is he bringing a check? Redemption or national titles don't come cheap, can't remember which one.
I Believe Auburn and Love IT...4 Life!
You should prepare yourself to live with the consequences of your decisions, whatever they may be.
Back to the poop talk.
Ever have to drop a deuce while watching a game, so you crank up the TV volume and leave the door open to keep listening?
Also, hate it when I take a long one and feet fall asleep.
Of course, the best is when no one else is home and you don't have to explain why the TV is so loud.
the best are what i call 'pine cone' dumps...rock hard, look like pine cones. you wipe, but it's pure, nothing on the tp.
Exactly. Blaring the bedroom TV because I gotta drop a deuce and I cannot STAND pausing a live football game.
Feet fall asleep is the worst.
Also agree w the general consensus. If Auburn cheated - burn em. If not - cant wait for September.
Every big time sec school cheat to a degree, but no need to be as blatant as paying a counselor to change grades. Just stupid.
All being said - I think it's another public black eye for Auburn, but nothing ultimately comes of it.
Orange and Blue like the Auburn sky, War Eagle till the day I die.
Wait, you think Auburn actually didn't know about this? Do you really believe they didn't have Robinson's transcript(s) from about 10th grade forward? This was not an under the radar kid...teams were on him for 3 years and there's a reason why NOBODY pushed for him. His grades were awful and everybody knew it.
It would be illegal to have his transcripts from 10th grade on... all we had was what is counselor gave us. Idk why that's so hard to grasp. Why would we buy someone while the NCAA is snooping around? That's just retarded.
Wait, so you're saying when coaches recruit kids they don't know their grade situations??? They start recruiting the vast majority of these kids their sophomore year......they know exactly how they stand in the classroom.
Wow 2 days ago I kinda thought u were joking looks like u were right
Just from reading things it sounds like we have a better chance of finding a little green alien on mars than jovon Robinson had of a chance of getting in school but by some unforeseen force he made it in. I gotta get some more popcorn
Not about the Charger jackasses.
His father was killed at work and mom won a law suit.
Kid has over 100G's in an account.
Sorry to fvck your dreams...
You guys are pathetic.
I thought we were talking about forged transcripts?
Anybody ever been in the middle of a really gratifying dump and had a clean break, and because of the clean break, decided to close up shop right then and there, even though there was likely more to come?
I love a clean break so much that if I get one, almost no matter when, I will call it a day out of fear of continuing and ending up with a 50-wiper.
TURDS ALL UP IN THIS MUG. /// "2010 Auburn Tigers, my favorite team. Unbeaten in all ways." -- Dan Wetzel, April 4, 2013, 6:29 p.m.
In my first apartment in Auburn I had my own bathroom so I set up the room so while I was duecing I could watch tv still. Oh the good ole days...
Videoing poop atm...
Those suck so much... I usually jump in the shower.
Had a place at the beach one summer back when I was still in school. The master bedroom's bathroom had the can on the same side of the wall that the tv was on in the bedroom.
Luckily, the mirror setup in the bathroom was perfect, as I could rotate the flatscreen so that I could watch it through the reflection on it. Took some getting used to watching RHP's looking like LHP's, but all in all, got the job done.
That is awesome.
"Get in where you fit in." Life is, Too Short TL;DR
Back in college (when original xbox only had wired controllers), I once was able to set my room up so that I could take a sh!t and still play NCAA without having to move the TV.
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