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"Somebody's gotta go back and get a shitload of dimes!"
If God dwells inside us, like some people say, I sure hope He likes enchiladas, because that's what He's getting
Yeah...well... thats just like your opinion man
"Everybody freeze, everybody down on the ground".... "well, which is it young feller? you want I should freeze or get down on the ground? I mean to say if'n I freeze I can't rightly drop.... and if'n I drop, I'm gonna be in motion"
"nice hook......I bet it comes in handy when you are spanking the monkey".........."you got a monkey?" - Kingpin
"I hate Illinois Nazis"
"60% of the time, it works every time...."
just watch and enjoy...
Funniest movie scene of all time - Wedding Crashers 'Meatloaf' - Brilliant scene including Will Ferrell and Owen Wilson. Funniest Comedy scene. Best Comedy Film. Best Comedy Actor.
"I thought the Rocky Mountains would be a little rockier than this. That John Denver is full of shit man!"
"The painting was a gift, Todd, I'm keeping it."
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Huddles are for rookies.
I love the smell of napalm in the morning. You know, one time we had a hill bombed, for 12 hours. When it was all over, I walked up. We didn't find one of 'em, not one stinkin' dink body. The smell, you know that gasoline smell, the whole hill. Smelled like
[sniffing, pondering] victory. Someday this war's gonna end...
[suddenly walks off]
"I didn't know they give out rings at the Holocaust."
BornToBeRed said: WPS, just a head's up. We might be the most family-friendly board on the network, so take it easy on your normal wps-ness.
Mickey: What's the matter with you? Why do you wanna fight this guy? Does anything normal go through your head?
Rocky: Nothing that I remember.
"Nobody makes me bleed my own blood, nobody!"
One of many in this movie.
The Jerk Movie Clip - watch all clips http://j.mp/zNbEUn click to subscribe http://j.mp/sNDUs5 Navin (Steve Martin) loses his virginity to Patty (Catlin Adam...
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"We got no food we got no jobs OUR PETS HEADS ARE FALLIN OFF"
Craig i know you don't smoke weed. i know this. But imma get you high today cause its Friday you ain't got no job and you ain't got sh#* to do
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Goodness I could go on for days in this thread. Here's one out of left field..
"I'm SICK and TIRED of these Motha Fvcking Snakes on this Motha Fvcking plane!
Danielle Hunter, Jamario Rasco, Anthony FREAK Johnson.. DL wrecking crew of 2013.
"He's going to need a rocket in his ass to catch that one."
You gone eat yo cooorrrnbread?
Claude: Now dont touch that car ray
Ray: I aint gone touch that damn car, i might piss on the mother fvcker but i wont touch it
Claude: why you gotta say nasty shit like that ray?
Ray: cause im nasty mother fvcker
Damn you.....I swear on everything I was about to post that.
" that uuupperr rooooom "
fsufsu said... I've got about 10 great stories on Lane but all you need to know is he will never be a loser, that's for sure.
Peter Gibbons: What would you do if you had a million dollars?
Lawrence: I'll tell you what I'd do, man: two chicks at the same time, man.
Peter Gibbons: That's it? If you had a million dollars, you'd do two chicks at the same time?
Lawrence: Damn straight. I always wanted to do that, man. And I think if I were a millionaire I could hook that up, too; 'cause chicks dig dudes with money.
Peter Gibbons: Well, not all chicks.
Lawrence: Well, the type of chicks that'd double up on a dude like me do.
Peter Gibbons: Good point.
Lawrence: Well, what about you now? What would you do?
Peter Gibbons: Besides two chicks at the same time? Lawrence: Well, yeah.
Peter Gibbons: Nothing.
Lawrence: Nothing, huh?
Peter Gibbons: I would relax... I would sit on my ass all day... I would do nothing.
Lawrence: Well, you don't need a million dollars to do nothing, man. Take a look at my cousin: he's broke, don't do shit.
"Your women! I want to buy your women, your little girl. Sell them to me!"
"hey Wang, I think this place is restricted so don't tell em' you're Jewish"
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