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Zoolander- "what is this a center for ants?" the whole context of it is classic
"Say Johnny, you ever see a grown man naked?"
If God dwells inside us, like some people say, I sure hope He likes enchiladas, because that's what He's getting
Last time I saw a set of jugs that big, two hillbillies were blowin' on 'em!
Hey Derek, you know what's good for shoulder pain?
If you lick my butt hole.
The RANT is a Romper Room for Degenerates - jwe
Dale: "Did you touch my drumset?"
Dale: "Why are you so sweaty?"
Brennan: "I was watching cops."
I love Rafterman's face during this. He's about to hurl so hard.
Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams,
telling myself it's not as hard as it seems - Led Zeppelin
"Oh stewardess, I speak jive"
You take drugs Danny?
Then what's the problem?
When will then be now?
DR, can you give us your impression of Mr Stryker?
I'm sorry I don't do impressions.
This one is always one of the funniest this time of year....
Clark: "Where do you think you're going? Nobody's leaving. Nobody's walking out on this fun, old-fashioned family Christmas. No, no. We're all in this together. This is a full-blown, four-alarm holiday emergency here. We're gonna press on, and we're gonna have the hap, hap, happiest Christmas since Bing Crosby tap-danced with Danny fucking Kaye. And when Santa squeezes his fat white ass down that chimney tonight, he's gonna find the jolliest bunch of assholes this side of the nuthouse. "
I got two
How you gonna live Rambo?...Day by day.
DIPLOMATIC IMMUNITY!!!.....................Just been revoked(BOOM!)
Cut me some slack jack!
Very funny scene.
The Ringer - When the F**k Did we get Icecream??? Recorded on my TV with pinnacle home studios. Enjoy this is honestly my favorite part of the movie Haha.. Check out my video Diabetic Betty Also me and my cousins wrote that song in like 2-3 hours so share teh lovez :)
The Ringer - When the F**k Did we get Icecream??? Recorded on my TV with pinnacle home studios. Enjoy this is honestly my favorite part of the movie Haha.. C...
This post was edited by bamafan2010 20 months ago
You could go all day with Leslie Nielson...
I am serious, and don't call me Shirley.
It's the same old story. Boy finds girl, boy loses girl, girl finds boy, boy forgets girl, boy remembers girl, girls dies in a tragic blimp accident over the Orange Bowl on New Year's Day. Goodyear? No, the worst.
Wilma, I promise you; whatever scum did this, not one man on this force will rest one minute until he's behind bars. Now, let's grab a bite to eat.
Coming to America....
"There they go! There they go! Everytime I start talking about boxing, a white man got to pull Rocky Marciano out they ass. That's they one! That's they one! Rocky Marciano, Rocky Marciano. Let me tell you something once and for all, Rocky Marciano was good, but compared to Joe Louis, Rocky Marciano ain't shit!
Old White Man: "He beat Joe Louis' ass"
Arsenio's character: "That's right he did whoop Joe Louis' ass"
Eddie: "Joe Louis was 75 years old when they fought!"
Arsenio: "I don't know how old he was, but he got his ass whooped"
Those barber shop scenes are classic.
thanks, i had it stuffed just last week.
You crying boy, maybe we'll go back down to Mcdonald's and get you a whaburger and french cries. How bout a whine-eken? You little sissy BOy! Def Leopard Sucks!
Just take the script from dumb and dumber and just pick one
Pick yourself out something reeaaaal nice Clark...
He's already pulled over, he can't pull over any further.
This post was edited by coachTnole 19 months ago
San Deamus high school football RULES...
I use this in general conversation whenever possible
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