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I got sucker punched a couple years ago in oxford on halloween by a guy in a cow costume, pretty ridiculous experience/story. He was asking a group of me and my buddies if we had a cigarette and directly asked me if I had one, and after I said no man just get out of here he turned away, but turned back around and clocked me. It didn't knock me out, but did knock me down. One of my friends repayed him the favor, but it made for an interesting start to my weekend.
No. I generally a pretty amiable person and pretty good sized, so people never really picked on me, which is fortunate, because if I ever did get in a fight, I am pretty sure I would get my azz kicked.
What does a guy with a Kimber .45 need to jack a car for? Sounds like he should have plenty of money, unless he stole that too haha.
My mom did this with a ketchup bottle. Serious mess
where were you?
Wasn't me, but in boot camp I saw a kid get knocked smooth out by one of those orange gatorade coolers. Drill instructor was throwing a fit, hurled the empty cooler across the squad bay, and dude was just in the wrong place. He dropped like a rock, DI stopped, looked at him, mumbled something like "get the f@ck up b!tch", and continued his tantrum. One of the funniest things I have ever seen. And I had to attempt not to laugh.
No. I havent been in a fight since i was 23. Never lost a fight. I dont fight anymore to keep my 10-0 record in tact.
1. On the way to a house party when I was 20. In my girls car. A bunch of drunk frat boys are crossing the street and start slapping the hood of her car as they walk by (we were at a light). Me and my 2 friends get out, a little shit talking, and then we all started brawlin. I had a boot on my ankle so I wasnt mobile enough to be fighting. I got a good first shot in on this dude but once he hit me I lost my balance and fell back. As I was trying to get back up he ran over and crushed me in the temple. I was pretty much done after that.
2. Hammered at a Bone Thugs concert a few years ago. There was some dude there wearing a Jamaican looking south park costume. I started clowning him for no reason. Woke up with my head underneath a barstool. The man was standing over me with his mask off. Scary looking dude...dont know why this fool was at a concert with a costume on though.
3. Got in an argument with a Florida fan about Spurrier. He was saying how he hated Spurrier and couldnt believe he went to another SEC school blah blah blah. So it gets pretty heated but we eventually just agreed that it was stupid and dropped it. End of the night my friend who lives right behind the bar we were at invites a handful of people over for an afterparty. The dude I was arguing with and his friend both come over. We're all chillin and everything seems to be cool. After about an hour those 2 leave. 10 min. later the front door opens and the dudes friend walks in and clocks me. I was sitting down on the couch talking to someone on the other side of the room so I didnt even see it coming.
Never knocked out. But one time i was walking home by myself borderline blacked out. Walking across a parking lot got into it with three kids. I was pretty sure I was getting jumped from get go, so I threw the first punch. One of the other dudes spears me and the back of my head bangs off a dumpster. Took a few more shots then a friend of mine who happened to be walking by broke it up. Woke up the next day with a terrible headache that last the whole weekend. Went to hospital on Monday, got a ct scan. Had bleeding in the front of my brain. Apparently I was pretty close to being killed. There were no lasting affects, but it was pretty scary thing.
Not guilty y'all got to feel me
Back in high school I got into a fight with a wrestler and he kept bear hugging me and locking my arms up because I had already bloodied his nose. Then he swept my legs and we both fell back landing on the back of my head. I was out about 10 minutes.
Today they would have medi-vac-ed me to the trauma center back then they dusted me off and sent me to the nurses office for an hour before sending me back to class.
Looks like another perfect day.
Right off High St. in downtown Montgomery.
"Get in where you fit in." Life is, Too Short TL;DR
I imagine he stole that too .. Good $900 handgun, I know he didn't buy it.
My freshman year of high school I was brought up for the playoffs. During practice I met our 6' 260lbs, 2-time CIF player of the year FB, head up in the hole. I was out cold for a few minutes and the coaches didn't even let me practice the next few weeks.
Learned really quick that fighting wasn't worth it. In 7th grade I beat up a wannabe vato really bad for picking on my little brother. The next day a group of his cousins, all much older than me, chased me home from school and one flashed a gun as I was running up my driveway. Nothing like getting a gun pulled on you at 11yrs old to end your fighting career.
From my experiences, the short guys always are ready to fight. I have several friends who are bouncers and the short guys are almost always the fighters. Have to watch them for their sucker punches, as well.
While I have never been knocked out from a fight, I was knocked out 2 times playing football. Being a LB, I like to think I gave the hit and judging by the results on my opponents, I would say I gave the hit as well.
Wow that reminds me of the Vargas clan. They were the "cholo" family in town when I grew up. If your bike got stolen all you had to do was go over to the Vargas house and get it off the front lawn.
I fought the kid in my grade when we were about 10. We fought in a vacant lot next to his house. I was whipping him pretty good when his 16 year old sister and a bunch of other siblings jumped me and kicked the crap out of me. Fight one you fight the whole family.
my buddy knocked out at florida fan last year at bryant denny. drunk guy comes up to him right after the game and gator chomps him in the face. he punched the guy right in the mouth and he was out cold.
never gator chomp a bama fan
That's how us Mexicans roll. If you don't back up your siblings or even cousins, you are going to get your a$$ kicked when you get home. Almost every fight I have ever been in was backing up my little brother who tends to bite off more than he can chew. About 6-7yrs ago I had to save him from getting jumped outside a pool hall by 3 guys. One guy sucker punched my brother, I ran outside and nearly threw the guy threw the pool hall wall. His buddy then pulled a little pocket knife and was tackled by a bouncer before it got interesting.
Are you white?
If yes, how did you get so lost?
If no, you were at The Rose weren't you?
Yeah... they both left town while I was out. I ran into her a year or two later, pregnant and missing some teeth. Karma, I guess...
I still have non positional vertigo from that ish... one day me and that bustard will cross paths... I can't tell you all the different payback scenarios I've thought of since then.
Don't like Rammer Jammer? Probably because you just lost to Bama... Get ready to hear it again... and often...
I can only imagine. Cheap shots are the worst.
Some tool kicked me at a concert on Saturday. It was a rave esque concert so I didn't want to do anything risking getting shot.
Thing was he was like 5'4, asian, and I am 6'3. I wanted to raise terror on this b!tch.
Yup, being a fighter it's bound to happen multiple times.
I've never been in a fight, had a punch thrown at me, or ever threw a punch....i'm the guy who was friends with literally everybody in high school no matter what type of person they were.
I'm almost certain i would get my arse kicked if i ever did fight unless i had serious beer muscles going on and someone had just insulted my mother or something.
The worst beating that I should have had was because of a guy like you. One of my buddies had littleraly never been in a fight before in his life. Long story short, he had three black guys who had backed him into a corner (I only mention race since it plays a role latter on) in the barracks. They were saying how they were going to kick his ass and what not, so I thought about it. I figured that if I jumped in I'd last about 15 seconds, but I knew he'd die. So I figured I had to get their attention on me and off him. Whats the easiest way for a white guy to get the attention of three pissed of black guys? "Hey you niggers". Yeah thats right, I did it. well before they got to me their buddy who was in my unit stoped them and told them he'd personally beat the out of them if they tried to touch me. I should have been beat to a bloody pulp, but I lucked out.
lol that's heroic...i had good friends like you who said that if anyone messed with me they would back me up
and its not that i'm not willing to fight, i just never had anyone mess with me to an extent where i wanted to fight themn..that's why i always tried to respect everyone and be friends with everyone no matter who they were because if i ever was about to get my ass beat i would have help lol
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