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Don't register to vote IMO
Shit your pants.
Call the DA a racist
I haven't, ever
This post was edited by secrocks2000 15 months ago
I just didn't show up
Just show up and be yourself, you won't make the cut.
Our quarterback does front flips, suck it.
Tell them that you believe that if a person was arrested they are more than likely guilty of the crime that they are being accused of committing. They will think you are a biased jury and let you go.
Oh, nm if you ain't gonna listen
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I dream of a day when chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned.
Be a lawyer.
I'm a 22 year old, white male... I'm getting picked.
Be yourself, you'll be fine.
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wear a Penn State sweater...
oops wrong trial..
Just do your civic duty and quit being a baby
Seriously. You get paid for it. Not much, but still.
Either don't vote like me or you can do the John McClain from Die Hard 3
Would post picture but its a little rassis
fsufsu said... I've got about 10 great stories on Lane but all you need to know is he will never be a loser, that's for sure.
Tell them you have school, it works every time
It never worked for me. I was called twice, the latter on the day I was supposed to defend my thesis. No dice.
Worked twice for me
Lucky you. I guess the letter I wrote wasn't convincing enough.
Just say you moved out of county.
22 year old white males don't get selected to serve on juries unless they look like they're on meth.
I've been called in three times in the last 5 years (I'm 28 and white and male). The first two times, I was dismissed by lunch the first day.
The third time was the trial of the Vietnamese guy that threw his three kids off of Dauphin Island Bridge--I was one of 500 or so. I made it to the third day--when they interviewed me and found out I had dated the DA's daughter.
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