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This will work.
Hey restart. Wisconsin Balls >>> Bama Balls and Bullima teabags Saban's Wife.
That should get him started. (Sorry to any sane Bama fan)
Maybe a serious question would work.
Do your parents charge you rent?
How come Mexicans can hold hot plates but we can't? Do they have super powers?
If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him?
CAD, do you prefer baby oil, peanut oil, vegetable oil, or anal oil to lube yourself
Why hasn't this guy shown up yet?
Obviously. Haha, I hope he does though.
This is getting ri-goddamn-diculous!
We need answers!
3 time POTW, member since 2006, MLWTI: 4-3
"Get in where you fit in." Life is, Too Short TL;DR
38- 6 Bama. Denard will be George Jeffersonized. Next question.
Please don't bring your peculiar coon-ass rituals of self-loving onto this board. Next question.
I just saw the thread. I didn't know I was this popular. It's a major award; I feel like it is, anyway. When does my leg lamp arrive?
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Mexicans are short and the heat dissipates much quicker than with normal people. This is why they can live for weeks at a time on nothing but Jalepeno peppers and dirt.
I love the leg lamp.. I actually have a replica from the movie.
5-7 business days
I can only answer 3 more questions tonight. My oracle powers are not inexhaustible; I have to recharge just like any winner of message boards.
About to be a major success
CtrlAltDel, give me your honest opinion of how you think the SEC West shakes out.
I want you to know that I have nightmares about Chizik's toothless, gaping maw completely encasing one of Tuberville's Dumbo ears and they make ear/mouth love to one another. That's messed up. Thanks a lot, auNecks.
Honestly, I feel that Alabama's defense rapidly breaks in the couple of players that have absolutely no experience and only drop off slightly from last season. For instance, they will probably only be as good as LSU's defense was last season.
The offense will be much the same as last season with a slight improvement at wide receiver what with the new and promising young players that seem to be coming along nicely.
Lacey, at RB, will be a drop off but, will still be the starter and will protect the ball and get the yards he needs to make our offense dangerous behind that great line we will hopefully have. McCarron breaks out, for real this time, and it lasts for more than just a game or two here and there and he puts up some great numbers and Bama fans start to remember what a real QB is.
So, with that said, I put Alabama winning the West against LSU, again. Yeah, I know, it gets boring but, in the words of our savior: It is what it is.
Texas A&M does surprisingly well, even with their new coach, but only against teams with weak D's. Who knows with Tennessee? They probably continue to flounder. Florida, I'm not sure about Boom, he seems kind of off his rocker and doesn't seem to be able to win many games. Auburn, eh? Who knows? I think they may win 7 or 8 games.
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