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Answer the door man, the FBI wants to chat with you about something............
Here in SoCal the walmarts are bigger than anywhere in the country...and there aren't that many UCLA fans....
The idiots caught dead in a Walmart deserve whatever happens.
We'll watch on TV and mumble..."what a bunch of dumb sh*ts...."
"Here are provided seats of meditative joy, where shall rise again the destined reign of Troy." Virgil
What is this post even supposed to mean?
University of Alabama: The high mark of college football since 1892
It seems to me there are a lot of people who like their high horse a little too much and have no sense of humor.
The tOSU and Okie fans keep them open.
Lots of soccer fans shop there too.
Looks like another perfect day.
Most educated people do not shop at Walmart for a variety of reasons.
So its pretty much by default down to the SEC teams to battle it out.
SEC SEC SEC
Did it make you feel arrogant to type that? Or is it more of a natural effect for you?
Yep. I'd rather NoVa double tap me than be teamed up with some of our clowns. It'd be a mercy killing, for sure.
I feel that a visit to North Florida could change your stance on this
We have as many rifle team championships as Bama does football championships so.. gotta like our chances.
I think we could sneak up on Bama while they're trying to poison the garden section and take a majority of them out...then take the gators out when they walk out of the dressing room trying on new Jorts..then I'll put a free shoes sign up and take out the noles one by one as they troll up to it. Then I'll get away on my yacht full of hoes!
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You are making an erroneous assumption by implying people in North Florida are educated.
Obviously the geography of stupidity isn't 100% correlated to the SEC conference. Its pretty close though.
Lsu guys are crafty though. We would have a gun and then build a potato shooter and shoot frozen corn dogs out of it.
Damn Strong Football Team
Well there aren't enough UGA fans to gain a numbers advantage, so we would have to be creative. I'm thinking convince bama and auburn (2 other major players after fsu kills themselves off) that us and lsu are just going to enjoy our last 24 hrs, and post up in the beer section. Once au and bama have begun to focus only on each other they will pretty much kill each other off. At which point, it would pretty much just be us vs. lsu, so at least our odds would be better. We would also be drunk so that's a bonus.
My plan is obviously contingent on aubies and bammers mainly just wanting to kill each other
We wold lose because we would be more dunk than the UGAfans.
After USC fans they would be the first fan base i attacked so that might work out after all.
It is a banned word
I am hoping this Walmart will have a puppy section and I can sneak up on the Georgia fans trying to pick out Uga 28...
Im thinking that if i can manage to sway the bama fans away from going to the rifle it would save our numbers. Everyone will rush towards it and it will result in more deaths than its worth
I think the best way to kill off the Bama fans is too poison the spam...razor blades in the toilet paper should be enough to "wipe" out auburn.
MSU. Michigan would go after Ohio State, Notre Dame, Nebraska, Bama, Toledo and Appalachian State first because they're higher up than us on the rivalry list
Ohio State, we have the largest fan base in the country. No one messes with buckeyes.
Wouldn't that potato shooter be a frozen corn dog shooter then?
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