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I had court ordered test. It took me nearly a month to be able to pass the test. Was a heavy smoker though
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This is the wrongest thing Ive ever seen posted anywhere on the internet. Ever.
If u took 5 days off to pass, u must be smoking some weak ass shit, it usually takes about a month
I feel a troll attempt, have considered that your definition of speedballing could be taking pixi sticks at lethal doses and chasing it with robitussin.
bhiley77 - you couldn't be more wrong about, well...pretty much everything you've posted so far.
re: only being able to detect weed - there are individual tests for individual drugs. they (court/probation) may not test for all drugs every time. one time maybe only weed, one time maybe weed, meth, cocaine, one time maybe 9 different things. there is absolutely a urine test for everything. a weed test is designed to test weed - it won't show anything else at all.
re: court ordered/only first piss of the day - not true at all. how the hell would probation offices test all their cases if they could only take the 1st sample of the day? how could they prove it was the 1st piss? you're not going to take a piss when you roll out of bed?
re: length of time - it's definitely different for everyone, but 48-72 hours is likely going to get detected w/ no outside influence. some low bodyfat, high exercise folks can get away w/ it inside of a week, but the vast majority of the population at 20+% body fat who isn't exercising (and thus flushing the kidneys), is going to show positive inside of 21-28 days. you may be the exception, but not the rule.
well, you're wrong again there. on multiple levels.
urine tests don't test for drugs, they test for the waste byproducts of drugs. typically cocaine use can be detected ~4 days after use.
can court ordered tests be ordered at the crack of dawn? sure.
are all court ordered tests be ordered at the crack of dawn? not at all. are those results successfully challenged due to the time of day? not at all.
wrong again. feel free to be wrong. i've said my piece.
Well i just pissed in a ziplock bag.
And apparently started a drug test debate.
Hope you didn't eat that Poppyseed Muffin!
A case of yuengling.
So I'm gonna believe shady moron on a message board who has a same size of 4 people he knows over independent studies performed by reference labs who employed thousands of specimens?
Just when I think you cant say anything dumber,you exceed my expectations.
Care to hypothesize why a test even exists if its not sensitive enough to detect a substance that the patient "stayed up all night" abusing?
I get a feeling you have intimate knowledge of controlled substances and their impact on the criminal justice system...and I doubt you're a physician or attorney.
This post was edited by WillyDees 22 months ago
Ad hominem already huh?
The sign of someone who knows they're ass whipped.
Mostly everything being said so far is completely wrong.
1) companies who drug test will send the specimen to a lab where is will be reviewed by a Medical Review Officer. You can test for just about any drug including prescription meds as well as K2 and spice
2) majority of companies do a 5 panel urine test. I work with a lot of government agencies that do 10 panel urine as well as a hair folicle test.
3) urine and hair test are 99% accurate
4) hair test cost more because fewer labs can actually do the test and you can test for drugs between 1 month to 4 years in your system
This post has been edited 2 times, most recently by blockmaster 22 months ago
Closest to the most accurate so far, although putting the "accuracy" on a methodology is misleading, as each target has it's unique sensitivity and specificity.
A urine test could be highly sensitive or the 6-AM metabolyte (I think thats still used for Heroin), while poorly detecting cocaine, cannabis, etc.
Obviously, the more panels, the more expensive, which is more prohibitive for employers, and probably why someone believes they are getting away with beating a test, when they may not be getting screened at all.
4 years!? This is a dumb question but maybe someone knows, say someone smokes 3 joints in 2 days ( marijuana) is that going to show up a month later any differently than just being exposed to secondhand marijuana smoke? ( not that it matters to me, I just wonder)
Go to smoothie king, buy the drink that flushes out your body, drink it, piss one time, then you have clean piss until you do drugs again
Misty the answer is yes to your question. You can have traces of a substance without having enough to fail. Also depending on how much you wanna spend will depend on how far back a hair test will check or what it will check for.
If he's smoking pot you need 30 days. Pot adheres to fat. Everything else is just a couple of days. Either way, drink a ton of water prior to the test to help dilute any drug.
If you need to pass DOT guidelines then just quit drugs for a month because that is the only way to guarantee you pass. Also if you wanna work in construction then you better be careful because that industry is starting to test more and will pay for better test because how safe of a company they are will directly affect their business. Construction companies lose bids all the time from having to many injuries in a year and injuries on the job or usually caused by drug use.
I don't understand people who look for ways to beat a drug test. A job is more important then doing drugs and in this economy why risk losing your job by doing drugs.
I'm surprised you'd didn't post frazzled cat gifs.
On another note to the OP, if you go the cat urine route, make sure your girl doesn't catch you. You will never live down getting caught milking cat piss.
If you neighbor wants your urine on tap, that might be a red flag.
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