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Just had one tried and it left me wondering, what lines have you guys used?
Do you work for UPS? Saw you checking out my package:)
Hi, I'm _____. Can i buy you a drink?
Pain is temporary. It may last a minute, or it may last a year. But eventually, it will subside. If i quit, however it will last forever.
Our quarterback does front flips, suck it.
Hi Im Rob, lets have sex.
Obviously didn't work so what was it so we all know better than to try that one...
Don't like Rammer Jammer? Probably because you just lost to Bama... Get ready to hear it again... and often...
Hi, _______. I love sammiches....
Not guilty y'all got to feel me
Hi, I'm sex, lets have a drink:)
Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?
I have successfully used "I wanna be on you."
Hi, I'm a professional surfer and/or NASCAR driver...depends on the location
"My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in."
Who said it didn't work? I laughed and I'm pretty sure that was the goal.
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This post was edited by MsnBama 20 months ago
This one works for me all the time:
You see an exotic looking chick and approach her with "can you settle a bet between my friend and I"....then ask her what her ethnicity is....she might ask to you guess in front of her, but if she doesn't and gives you a direct answer, act like you won the bet, then tell her the winning prize is a kiss on the cheek from her.
Shit works all the time...you just can't come off as creepy though. Be playful and a bit goofy about it.
Wait...is the OP a gal? Just curious.
Hey baby you wanna go halves on a bastard?
I thought angels had wings?
Lol... but you are here talking to us, so......
I'm just messin'... and you already know that the only lines that work are the ones that get you talking (as long as they are coming from somebody with half a brain or who is so hot that brains don't matter...)
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