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Writing this post as I sit on an airport throne . I have a public dumping protocol. First you clean the seat with hand sanitizer then you put down ass gaskets. Pooping in public is no fun. That is all.
No I did not lose a sig bet, but I am really really really ridiculously good looking.
It's better than $hitting your pants. When you have to go, you have to go.
I can't poo in public restrooms. It makes me feel dirty.
This is true, but nobody likes a case of the mudd butt.
Never have, never will.
TURDS ALL UP IN THIS MUG. /// "2010 Auburn Tigers, my favorite team. Unbeaten in all ways." -- Dan Wetzel, April 4, 2013, 6:29 p.m.
The only time I take a dump in public is when it's in a cooler of a fan from an opposing team.
Does not not bother me. Just make sure your pecker isnt touching anything
Steve Spurrier is a God, and Mark Richt worships him
Once you get use to port o let's, your just glad when there's not piss on the seat. But nothing on this earth is worse than when the blue water splashes.
But I check the seat using my phones led to make the decision to sit or not. Then I make a lillipad using toilet paper or the wrappers. Sometimes I'll use paper to cover the seat, sometimes I just don't care anymore. Sometimes you gotta man up and quit acting like a pus.
This post was edited by Ashevillain 16 months ago
I got no quarrels, unless the seat is covered in piss or shit. Just load a protective layer tp and let a rip.
*Note always check to make sure there isnt a pool of piss on the floor around the toilet. Dont wanna drop your drawers in some piss pool
Not guilty y'all got to feel me
I shit naked so pooing in public is awakard for other people
3 time POTW, member since 2006, MLWTI: 4-3
Ghey, Ill pull my ass out and take a dump anywherez
Its supposed to feel dirty, its a dirty game
fsufsu said... I've got about 10 great stories on Lane but all you need to know is he will never be a loser, that's for sure.
I try to avoid it at all costs. But sometimes you gotta let the dogs loose.
for real. never understood how shit gets all over the toilet
I've also heard of something called air mail, it's when you put your feet on the door and hold onto the coat rack and drop bombs so you're not close to the toilet. Also one of the worst things about public dumping is when you have a good lump drop and the water splashes back up at you.
Maaaaaan I did a lil time in Afghanistan and I now cherish pooing in the USA. I was at Bagram and we were there with people from all over the world...naaaaaasty!!! I mean filthy people. Its like they were aiming for the seat and im not talkin about pee. I would sometimes walk for ever just to find a restroom worthy enough...clinched cheeks and all. GOD BLESS THE U.S.A!!!!
Back when they played Texas in 2005 the police found coolers full of poop because apparently there weren't enough bathrooms
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Why don't you use your number one mother-f%&kin bathroom?
Bathroom, ohio state
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