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Aside from his sperm creating nothing but females ( Clint is obviously a woman )
Lets take a look at all the kids he has run off in his short time at FSU, its truly amazing
2007, the year he took over late in the recruiting year
FSU signed 7 kids this class at OL, 6 of them didn't finish their careers at FSU ... solid start to the dubious assholes career
2008, his first full year on staff and recruiting.... FSU signed 7 kids, 4 of them didn't finish their careers at FSU with one being a 3rd stringer for 1 season... herpa derp
2009, this was his almost perfect class.... FSU signed 4, and 3 didn't finish their career at FSU... one left after a few practices.... almost batted 1000 for this class, respect!!!
2010, FSU signed 1 OL and a DT that later moved to OL to make up for the previous fails in years before... miraculously both are still on the team.... though nobody knows for sure if Foose is a real person
2011, FSU signed 8, with 7 actually still on the roster... most of them are pure garbage but hey, at least he managed to keep them on the team even though there is still plenty of time for more of them to leave the program
2012, FSU signed 2 JUCO kids... both left after one year which is obviously terrible in terms of future depth
2013 is TBD
So lets tally it up
His first 3 years he signed 17 kids with 13 not lasting a full 4-5 years at FSU... fail!
His next 3 years haven't been as bad, with only 1 leaving so far... but the clock still ticks and only 3 maybe 4 of them are any good.... and yes that is 3 or 4 out of 9.... his percentages are still hella bullshit in terms of the odds he signs somebody that can actually contribute against somebody not named Duke or Murray State
Rick Trickett.... ballin on ni**as since 2007
fsufsu said... I've got about 10 great stories on Lane but all you need to know is he will never be a loser, that's for sure.
Three W's In My Life: Ward, Weinke, and Winston
He must have some serious dirt on Jimbo for him to still be around. It amazes me that he been there since 2007.
Without self-knowledge there is no individuality
His son is gonna be a Heisman Trophy winning QB...
BornToBeRed said: WPS, just a head's up. We might be the most family-friendly board on the network, so take it easy on your normal wps-ness.
Arkansas fans get it.
This is sounding more and more like the reason.
Well he was committed to Arkansas... for a second...
He's still around because Jimbo and he are friends and it blinds JImbo to how worthless he is. Rick Trickett was exactly what FSU needed when we hired him. Our OL was the softest Charmin Ultra crew of pussies ever assembled. He should have come to FSU for three years as a closing statement in his career and then retired. How he is still around in 2013 is beyond any semblance of logic I can muster.
He needs to retire so we can hire Mike Bloomgren. Please...........god.
He'll leave when Clint is done at FSU I think.
I would give a trillion dollars to have Coker and WInston absolutely whip Clint this offseason, Clint transfer to Samford and then rumors come out that Rick told Jimbo to F himself and Jimbo told him to look into old folks' homes.
I'd pay an extra million for it to come to an actual brawl and Pender is there on the side taking bets while smoking one of Tricketts cigars.
he was awesome at AU...
called kids spoiled little fags daily
Well he got the last word right.
Most Auburn fans hated him IIRC
they trolled NoleDigest pretty hard when he was hired by FSU, said we would hate him before he left
By awesome, I meant his artistic mastery of the words, "queer", "ass douche", "faggot", and "rim jobs."
WVU fans were right for once
We were leading at one point for 3 5*s OT this off season.
Now not for one.
The phaggots on my board keep going on how it is "quantity" not "quality" that we need.
We need someone to step in almost immediately if we have guards or walk-ons as our OTs....
Urban Meyer => Steve Adazzio
Jimbo Fisher => Tricket
It will be his downfall
No I did not lose a sig bet, but I am really really really ridiculously good looking.
What is up with Jimbo paying ridiculous amounts of money for horrible assistants.
Coley had to be the highest paid mediocre recruiter in CFB while Trickett is the highest paid OL coach who can't recruit and coaches a style 50 years to old.
What's hilarious is if this thread was posted on the Noles board it would have been downvoted about 60,000 times by now. I am not sure what it is about most FSU fans but they are completely delusional and retarded when it comes to football and coaches actually earning their god damn paycheck.
lolz you should start a thread over there and link this thread, would be funny to watch them all jump in and go nuts on here
This post was edited by NoVaNoles 13 months ago
I'll do it...oh wait
fsufsu copied it and posted it in a thread over there.
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