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My 14 year old daughter who left my house with her friends at around 1:
30 to get ready for a Bat Mitzvah commencing around 4:30 is nowhere to be found at 1: 30 am.
So Dad travels around knocking on the doors of daughter's friend's homes at 2:00 am to find out SPECIFICALLY where my 14 year old daughter is...which I did....
And guess who the asshole is ????
Sure I drank my share of Jack tonight, but should that preclude me from insisting on knowing the location of my daughter??
And where do these wives [read my wife] get off championing a cause only to go weak in the knees when the blow back is a little unpleasant????
This post was edited by MarineMountie 16 months ago
She's out getting wasted.
More than likely. Nothing more embarrassing for a teenager than having pops knocking on friends doors in the AM drunk out of his mind. Would have done the same shit though. Time to start drinking the Jack with the daughter.
Nah....I found her...just had to disturb a few households at 2:00 am to do so
This is exactly my point....I had no choice in this matter....the only question is whether my wife understands as much or I'm gonna have to
Try to turn yourself into the hero here. That will keep you and your hand from having a date in the bathroom later tonight
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getting banged by a senior.
Wouldn't put it past you.
should stay in be bed and jerk it right next her.... iyam....
Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son.
-- Dean Wormer
I thought everyone 8 years + had a cell phone
No cell phone?
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You should prepare yourself to live with the consequences of your decisions, whatever they may be.
She didn't tell me she had a curfew, she kept on saying "whatever whatever I do what I want, I've slept with 5 guys with stds's, whatever whatever I do what I want" so don't be mad at me bro.
No I did not lose a sig bet, but I am really really really ridiculously good looking.
Not sure if possible....I use both hands
Sounds like a rainbow party.
"People always ask me if I wish I were bigger. I tell them no. I always wanted to be a miniature badass." Dustin Pedroia
Take wife to local WalMart/Sams club ect.. to the front of the store show her the pics of missing 14 year old girls and explain human trafficking then go home.
whoa, I haven't seen that since my misc days
Pics or gtfo
Pics of wife then?
"A good burn is like good sex. It's simple, to the point, and leaves your victim totally destroyed."--Kenny Drebsen
Can't wait till she's 18 OP
We in there.
Man, this thread has deteriorated to the level of pond scum. Embarrassing to UK sports. Hope the mods learn to keep an eye out for such crap.
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