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I banged last week? Round three happened last night.
After Rounds 1 and 2 last week, she went into the bathroom, left the door open, sat down, and pissed while never breaking eye contact. Disturbing.
Well, last night it was worse. After Round 3 she went into the bathroom and closed the door. I thought, "Hmm. Maybe she realized that pissing with the door wide open while talking to me was disturbing." Nope. I quickly realized this wasn't the case, but in fact she was dumping like a truck.
After she opened the door, I asked, "Did you just take a shit in my bathroom?"
She replied, "Yeah..."
Me: "Well, could you at least spray some air freshener, you filthy animal?"
Her: "Uhh.... yeah... (sprays)"
Me: "Oh, and could you GTFO as well?"
Her: "Uhh... yeah..."
Then she proceeded to ask if I considered her a "friend". We've "hungout" twice. Rounds 1, 2, and 3. That's it. And this chick is already pissing with the door open and dumping without consideration.
Me: "No. Please leave."
I seek no advice and give no suggestions for how to handle a situation such as this. I just had to share it. Somehow, telling people makes it better.
I don't know if I should just delete this thread or lock it. I'll let it go for time being. SMH
The question is, why on earth did you go back for Round 2, or 3 with a fatty?
Not going to lie and say I've never boned a fatty, but repeat on a fatty? Get real.
im curious to see a pic of her
Don't believe it
My gf admitted she farted in my room last week. I was like wtf I sleep in here.
Unreal sleeve of wizard on this one.
Tighter than a fresh pair of high top Jordans in 1985.
Plus she asked nicely and said she wanted to give me a massage and fellate my member for a good while beforehand.
What can I say? A back scratch, a bj, and the tightest of honeyholes seemed appealing at the time.
And I was under the influence.
I'm not perfect.
This post was edited by Black Shipley 18 months ago
I have some. One of her face. And the other... not of her face. And no, I'm not going to share them. No chance in hell.
I'm just trying to help others in my time of disturbing tragedy. Surely you can appreciate that.
And before you call BS on it being tight, it was.
Actually, I asked one of my black friends one time why black dudes like fat chicks more than your average non-black? guy. He answered quickly and to tell you the truth... it made physical sense at the time. He said "fat chicks got the tightest pussai." "No kidding? WTF? I thought it'd be the other way around." "No, Black Shipley, they got such tight pussai because of all that fat and guts and insides weighing down on it. You got all that above it making it tight."
I'd never even thought of that. Maybe we should call Bill Nye and see what he thinks. He's still alive, right?
Yeah sorry. Took me off guard and there have been lotsa threads that have become borderline.
Where you been brochacho?
Now that I think about it, it makes sense
I've banged maybe 2.5 fat chicks in my life and they were tight
If you haven't banged a fatty then you live a sad miserable life
2.5 occurrences or 2.5 times the size of a regular broad?
Count me in as living a sad and miserable life.
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That's messed up. You could have at least sent her away with a sandwich and a drink or something. I hope you don't get any for 6 months for treating her that way.
Like 2 and 1/2
I say 1/2 because she goes between fat and skinny and banged her in both states
Well you're also a Iowanian so that may also have something to do with it
May GOD Bless this man
Lesson she learned? Don't drop a deuce in a dude's apartment after only banging him twice. That's like engagement/marriage kind of comfortable there. No bueno.
And hey, I know she's a fat chick, but she didn't go away thirsty and/or hungry that I know of. Afterall, I gave her a Black Shipley protein shot.
Not banging fat chicks while living in Iowa? I guess he's a virgin?
Better than her dropping a deuce in your bed lol
If she'd done that y'all might have been reading about me in the news today.
I'm just surprised that people actually live in Iowa
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