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Ok, so we finished, and I was laying on top, and I relaxed and started peeing. I didn't have an erection anymore. She didn't notice it at first, but she got up to go to the bathroom, and noticed something different happened. She also noticed that I was chuckling. She complained that it smelled like pee when she took a dump. Hell, I figured that would be an upgrade, and she should thank me.
lmfao. that is epic, props to you sir.
Last night my wife asked why I was laughing, and I had to explain this thread
I'd just say I farted or something ambiguous instead of having to explain 'this' to someone else lol
I tried to play it off....was unsuccesful
My wife actually gave me permission to roofy her in order to try cuz she knows how important it is to me. Where can you actually score roofys?
Roofalin? You keep using that word? What the hells roofalin?
Not guilty y'all got to feel me
I'd try the closest frat house
Hell of a question, I think the pros make their own. Take your wife to a frat bar and keep your distance....when it happens, just pick her up and toss her in the car. I'd probably inform the bouncers when you arrive that "she's a lightweight" so they won't call the police when you drag her out.
Solid advice bro. It's not illegal if she gives me permission right?
Hard to prove, I'd put a copy of your marriage license in your wallet just in case.
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