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I hate watching lazy people do anything whatsoever that will undoubtably cause more work for someone else. Not finishing their job before going home leaving it for someone else, leaving a shopping cart ten ft from the cart return, throwing paper towels and missing the trash can that's 5 ft away then just walking away.
"Nobody makes me bleed my own blood, nobody!"
Westboro Baptist Church grinds my gears. These sick bastards were trying to protest in Newtown CT.
Haha or the opposite when somebody puts on their blinker and slows down, but drives past 6 roads/turns and you realize you should of passed an hour ago
Guilty as charged
“If you remember me, then I don't care if everyone else forgets.” ― Haruki Murakami
On all counts?
Powdered coffee creamer...oh my god don't even get me started.
Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams,
telling myself it's not as hard as it seems - Led Zeppelin
Not finishing their job before going home leaving it for someone else(done that), leaving a shopping cart ten ft from the cart return(haven't done that), throwing paper towels and missing the trash can that's 5 ft away then just walking away(done that).
1) Using conversate. It is not a word.....you converse or you have a conversation.
2) Smokers that seem to think that the whole world is their personal ashtray - with the exception of their car ashtray.
3) People that throw their trash out of their car window.
4) Anyone that thinks that they are God's gift to the opposite sex. Trust me when I tell you that you are not as attractive as you think you are.
I own a bar. Do you guys want me to go into what pisses me off??? LMAO!!
Let's start with our bartenders (hot, knowledgeable in beer and did I mention hot?) who card somebody who looks 14, gets pissed off, throws a tantrum, says they don't have their ID, look perplexed that they got denied, don't wanna leave, gotta get them off the bar (NJ state law), don't want to move to a table, move to a table, try to sip their friend's drink, get madder at me when I catch them (I always do), etc etc etc...
I just deny them entrance the next time in.... easier that way.
In college one of my pledge brothers used the phrase "she's not that good in bed" on the reg if he'd hook up with a girl once but not again. Granted there are plenty of "dead fish" out there, but after the sixth or seven time I said it may not just be the chick brah.
This post has been edited 2 times, most recently by ksred 19 months ago
A good friend of my husband's brought one of his pledge brothers to our Halloween party. I had been hearing for months beforehand how this guy thought he was incredibly good looking and had said numerous times that he could hook up with anyone. When he arrived and I was introduced, I turned to our mutual friend and said, " This is the supposed God's gift to women?" He was slightly above average in the face and did not work out so he was flabby with a beer belly.... his ego however was quite impressive. Needless to say he did not stay long because my girlfriends have higher standards. It was extremely amusing.
I have always found that most people that think that they are gorgeous are not and that ones that are make themselves less attractive with the huge ego. The most attractive people are the ones that do not have a clue as to how beautiful they are.
I always got the girls with the humor... I was considered "cute". Which killed me. Other dudes were studs, handsome, gorgeous, etc... I got cute, like someone's little brother, so I had to use the humor and quick wit.
The other thing was, I knew my boundaries. I went after "cute" girls... Girls that were smokin', I just said, if they're that interested in overhearing my schtick and they dig it, they'll converse, if not, why am I wasting my time. I'm a realist.
I was in Pennsylvania for a summer internship ( I am from Nebraska) and I had to show my ID for something. Person asked me what the abbreviation was for Nebraska and I said NE. Which is all good, probably the first time he had seen an ID from Nebraska, but then he says back, "I thought NE was for New England"...
That's not a state bro.
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That's classic. Having said that, I have a sneaking suspicion that you are pretty hot. Apologies to your husband if he's on the boards. (g)
This post was edited by ksred 19 months ago
I have too many to list them all....
1- When boarding a plane and/or as soon as we land, the douche bag that has to get on his cell phone right away to show us all what a mover and a shaker he is. That call can't wait. Nope, he's finalzing the deal of the century and we all have a front row seat to his business acumen. Hey Trump, you're in 28D for a reason. Whatever bullchit you're talking about I'm betting it can either wait or can be talked about at a lower volume.
2- People that wear their bluetooth head sets 24 hours a day. You've seen them. The moron at Applebees eating his riblets with a head set on. Seriously? Take that damn thing off. If your phone rings you'll have time to put on your stupid headset but in the interim, you look like an idiot.
3- The folks that have yet to enter the bluetooth age and still use the old school head set that plugs into the phone and has that mic in the cord....only they still hold the cord up to their mouths to talk. Uhh, genius, the idea is that the mic picks up the sound of your voice making the head set HANDS FREE, which is sort of the point. If you're going to hold the cord up to your head to talk, then just take the damn thing off and put the phone to your ear. You look like Judy, the Timelife operator giving away shoe phones with that thing on your head to begin with.
4- Women that cannot master the drive up ATM. If you have to pull forward and then back up 8 times only to open the door and half stand out of the car to use the ATM, you're not capable and need to GTFO and just use the walk up version. Life is about knowing your limitations and staying within them. Ladies, that ain't your gig. Just like yoga isn't mine. I'm not all bendy so you won't soon see me in spandex trying to put my knee cap on the middle of my back.
This post was edited by cockfool 19 months ago
Going to drive thru at anyplace other than Chickfila and having them forget to give you a straw and napkins every single damn time
Steve Spurrier is a God, and Mark Richt worships him
And she has an entire home board of angry, racist (and possibly mentally challenged) FSU fans watching her back, so tread lightly.
Best one of all is the shopping carts in the parking lots. Only the worst type of person does that
I was thinking the same thing about all of the NJ/NY/VA/DE/PA drivers that come through Maryland on 95 and putt around the fast lane during rush hour...Dont even get me started with the drivers from the Southern states driving on 95
Agreed on the shopping carts. That's such a dick move.
I use to have a bad problem of leaving shopping carts in parking spaces until I met my wife and she made me stop.
You love that i hate it or you love powdered coffee creamer?
People who walk three (or more) wide in an aisle at a snail's pace.
You should thank her, as she clearly saved your mortal soul.
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