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Get a load of KeeponDuckings preseason predictions ( or preducktions as he calls them ) on DAT's stats, this is just priceless
DAT-1100yds rushing, 1200yds receiving, 950yds K/P return, 21tds
He literally predicted over 3000 all purpose yards
For those wondering, DAT didn't even reach 2000 all purpose
Check out his whole post, Its awesome.... I have never seen homerism like this before, page 2 and 3rd post from the top, his predictions are the most ridiculous stats I have ever seen, he missed badly on just about all of them
Before all of you jump on the DAT super sophomore season, just remember, Barner will get the lions share of carries at RB barring injury. A
fsufsu said... I've got about 10 great stories on Lane but all you need to know is he will never be a loser, that's for sure.
Yeah DAT had a very lackluster year for what was expected. Expect to see him get more touches next year.
Nova... your trolling is truly something to behold.
You could find waaaaay more homer posts on our site though. You should see some of the class predictions.
You're reaching here Nova. KOD isn't the only one that thought DAT would have a breakout year.
Ducking is my favorite, this dude is so over the top homer its scary
Besides I don't wanna blast random, that is no fun
I appreciate the effort Nova puts into his trolling. It's practically an art form.
This is ducking crazy. Who wrote this piece of bird crap? Duck them!
Three W's In My Life: Ward, Weinke, and Winston
It's a fairly easy process. Pick out a fanbase that has a few nutjobs in it, which is most, and just post something ridiculous that cuts them deep about either:
A. the coach
B. a star player
C. projected rankings for following season
All you have to do is make it somewhat outlandish but with a hint of reason behind it and BOOM. You can't keep the fire from spreading.
Not that I don't love reposting homer stupidity, but how the eff did you even find this?
At one point I think he had Robert Ndemkiche and Reuben Foster pencilled in for our '13 class.
Dude is consistent in his optimism, I will give him that. He definitely loves his ducks, can't take that away.
Had to hunt for the kill on this one.
Its very easy to find posts on this site
You just type in key words into the custom search
If this is his off year then i'm cool with it.
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Hope so but it wasn't an off year at all, that is about as good as he will ever be
A good defense will toss his salad every single time imo, kid is just too damn small to be a threat week in and week out against real teams
He will always give you highlights against Colorado though
Meh, I just kind of expect most fans or fanbases to be homers at this point. It's what people do. But I know you love flaming the ducks, Nova.
There will always be a spot for a home run threat type of guy, especially in this type of Off. He will never be a 25+ carrier guy but that's fine. You get him in space and he is dangerous as anyone in college football, that's why you design play's just for him. Here is a list of small guys that rip the NFL up: Desean Jackson, Steve Smith, Maurice Jones Drew, Darren Sproles, Wes Welker. Size is not everything bro, if DAT wants to be great and puts the work in it will happen.
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Almost all of those dudes have at least 20 pounds on DAT
Never said size was everything, but DAT is beyond tiny.. I mean the dude is tiny
Those are a dime a dozen.
Nova even you should know there's a fine line between trolling and straight up creepy. I've come across some trolls in my day, but you've gone way beyond a troll. You are straight obsessed with me. I've never owned a troll like I own you. I mean wow. You really put some effort into this one. This isn't a troll post. This is about the gayest post I've ever read. Keep doing your thing boss and I'll keep laughing at you.
Can't wait until he post next years predictions. No Barner(sp) and he's a JR, 5,000 total yards isn't out of reach. You Ducks better not let Wilson go to OSU!
Yes it took all kinds of effort, using the 247 google search in the upper right corner makes me sweat sometimes
All I did was type in your name and boom, a whole 4 pages of golden posts from you
This was the first one I found, I will continue to find more and more so remember the next time you make a preDUCKtion as you call it for some reason... Ill be watching you
Signed, your buddy
Don't make me find it brah, its not hard
Lol at him saying he searched it. He definitely clicked on my name and went through page after page of thousands of my posts to troll the best thing he could find. Dude is scarey obsessed with me. Thank baby Jesus I don't live in the same state as him. He would steal my mail and go through my garbage.
Noles has gone Glenn Close on me. This Fatal Attraction is the creepiest thing I've ever experienced on the internet. I've never had another man be so infatuated with me. Definitely some secrets Noles hasn't told anyone about. Yet another epic failure of a trolling attempt.
false, lmao at you thinking that is what it takes to find your posts
Its way easier than that brah, its 2013 for christ sakes
I know you see the google custom search at the top of the page
Why the hell would I look through all the pages when I could go directly to whatever I want to find ?
Its clearly a failure, as evidence by you freaking out and making shit up to save face
This one only took seconds to find
36 first downs and 700 yards for Oregon lol
Oregon's defense sucks too, really really sucks
Lol. I thought we were going to lose by 10 Noles :) 9-0 bud. When SC hands ND a loss abd shows ND's great D that offense does matter it will just shoot the Ducks into the NCG. Ah what a good time to be a Duck fan. Must suck to be a FL st. fan.
good call on shooting into that NCG
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