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Think what you will, but this is meant in fun. A friend of mine is having a "white trash bash" this weekend. I come to you, oh TBB, for ideas on food, clothing and any other paraphernalia that may adequately justify the setting of such an event.
Food: Spam, potted meat, Funyuns, Vienna Sausages, pork skins, mountain dew, sunkist, Pabst, Milwaukee's Best
Clothing: WWE sleeveless shirt, jhorts, barefeet, Dale Jr. 88 tat (temporary, of course), tramp stamp (on our 4 month old's baby diaper), no clothes besides diaper for baby
We have a couch and plan to burn it for the bonfire. We also plan to have awards (Dollar General gift cards) to best dressed, best use of spam, best skullet/mullet, etc.
Any suggestions, ideas or pictures?
Go as bammer.
This post was edited by devidee 23 months ago
make a shvtload of these
Sweet and delightful! Pears are filled with mayonnaise and cheese, then topped off with a festive cherry. A sure party pleaser.
oh wow. Excellent. Pears, mayonnaise and cheese, with a cherry. Powerful, yet simple.
Here's a wardrobe option -
You could have a white trash bikini contest but half of the contestants have to be preggers.
I am a Buckeye...proof there is a God in Heaven who loves me.
the irony? check out the username of the user rating at the top of the page
"Sweet and delightful! Pears are filled with mayonnaise and cheese, then topped off with a festive cherry. A sure party pleaser."
--copied from site. No flame, just posting what it says.
how do you exclude natty light and busch from the beer list?
chicks dressed pregnant smoking cigarettes. rumpleminze schnapps shots.
look up pictures of WVU and arkansas fans
FSU Ambassador to the masses
1. Have the party in a trailer park
2. Serve Rice Krispie treats and Kool-aid
3. Attire should consist of dirty white tops and dirty blue jeans
4. Buy a DVD of Jerry Springer Season 3. Set on repeat.
5. Food served on NASCAR- themed paper plates.
Hope this helps
Not excluded at all. We are still taking in ideas. Good ones there, btw.
Good stuff. I thought about wearing a "wife-beater" that was stained with motor oil. We have some NASCAR plates. There will be some grape koolaid too (for kids and adults).
There will be Whitesnake tapes (yes, I said cassete tapes) playing music, we are placing a window unit in the yard, along with a junk car, and an old dishwasher. We have slim jims on menu as well. I called the local McDonald's to bring the McRib back for one weekend, but they said no.
cut off denim jackets(even though its hot) really short cutoff jeans.
Dairy queen food
dirty ass clothes of any sort with holes in them
It doesn't say white trash party if the party favors aren't in Wal-Mart shopping bags.
non of this in before go as a Bammer crap .... thats a legitimate theme
ThePurpleHaze is a message board "Jackal"
- Mike Scarborough TB.com
I am incredibly offended by this thread.
Let me mullet over.
Looks like another perfect day.
Change thread title from "White Trash Birthday Party Ideas" to "Bammers a ?"
I don't think they realize they are getting summoned.
This post was edited by SocialTwerker 23 months ago
Make sure you have dip, wear bama shirt and jorts, drink Bush and Skoal vodka, talk like a bama fan(hick), drive a 1980's rusty pickup, make sure your wife has a black eye, wife smokes marborlo lights while prego, wear a big fake gold chain, pull out about 5 teeth,
White trash party isn't complete without wind chimes made out of beer cans or sticks and fishing line.
My version of a louisianna coona$$.
Make sure you have a doobie, wear lsu shirt and sagging pants, drink koolaid and Eat watermelon, talk like a lsu fan(coona$$) drive a 1980's oldsmobile with 22s make sure your wife has 15 kids, wife snorts crack while prego, wear a big fake gold chain, pull out about 5 teeth,
One of the best ideas for this party would be the following (did this one myself once):
1. All beers must be in cans
2. dump all beers into one large trash can
3. fill with ice
4. Cover with towel or trash can top
5. Whatever you pull you drink, if caught putting it back you must shotgun it and pull another
we called it a crappy beer party, really terrible beer was brought by all.
Ignorant Black LSU fan (its a group not the whole race, so its not racist, sign Michigan fans) IMO, guess my post hit a little to close to home. It's ok white trash
This post was edited by LScootU 23 months ago
Make sure you can bring you sister/wife can come. Unless she is there no real reason to have a party.
Can I come? Pull your seats out of your cars and use them as chairs out in the lawn. Also of yawnto play a game of Toilet Seat Toss. It will change your life.
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