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Part of the entertainment should be the Redneck Olympics.
Possible events would be Shot Put (Empty Beer Keg), Javelin (Mullet Toss), 100M Dash (three-legged race for longest distance yard allows), Tennis (Paddle Ball), Long Jump (Long Jump after shotgunning a beer), Wrestling (mud wrestling), Fencing (Could get ugly), Volleyball (corn hole), and 4 x 100 Relay (team race involving drinking).
You could have three events in which people can compete in individual events or make it an all-around.
Now this sounds fun
1. Pump in the Paul Finebaum show
2. buy all the food at Aldi or Piggly Wiggly
3. Depending on your location: Up North - Play Insane Clown Possee, Down South - Play some Skynard
4. Two Chick must fight
5. Make a "Heroine Room"
6. Lite Beer or 40's only - again location
7. Spray every dude down with Axe Body Spray
For attire, Google "Florida Gator Fans." Should give you a pretty good idea on what to wear.
Rebel flag hat
Dirty tube socks
front lip dip
Gawdy belt buckle of some sort
Grease your hair
Just a few to add to the others
My only contribution:
White Trash Party by Eminem from Recovery. Hope you like
How the hell has no one mentioned tiki torches yet???? WTF kinda white trash parties have yall been to, theres always tiki torches!!!
Those 2 made me LOL...
I would say everyone has to bring a family member to have sex with
The RANT is a Romper Room for Degenerates - jwe
Man that sounds like a good time!
Buy 1 roll of bologna, 1 box of velveeta cheese, 1 big ol jar a mustard, 1(or maybe two) loaf of bread, 1 bag of Lays, cut bologna and cheese into 2 1/2" slices fire up the grill, grill bologna till blackened then add cheese til it melts put em on slice of bread add handfull of Lays( plain n greasy no baked crap),1/8" thick layer o mustard on other slice of bread (you can grill the bread too if ya like) press together eat yuuum yum! Pinto beans(with hambone) and cornbread as sides.
stackable patio chairs stacking contest(best having 3 person teams), driveway/frontlawn campfire(s) one can be a tire, find at least 5 hungry coon dogs to tie or kennel close to the party for correct ambience . Roman candle fight tourney (he or she that runs from shots fired at 30' loses)
* Inside a T-top trailer
* $500 aquarium with tadpoles in it
* Armadillo on the half shell
* Painted on jorts
* Mushroom tea served in pickle jars
* Catfish sushi
* Ballsac painted with rebel flag
* Live Democrat as a pinata
Make sure you get lots of SunDrop
Excellent work here. We were thinking about corn dogs, but it just seems hi class.
Goldrusher, we may try that. Wife wanted to do Spam-kabobs (spam and velvetta blocks), but I told that was completely hi class.
Tiki torches may happen. We may get some neighbors drunk and watch them fight. The axe body spray was hilarious to me.
Have lots of generic ketcup
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