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How do you wipe? Sitting or standing? How many times? No wipe, once, twice, or as many as it takes? Front to back or back to front? Do you sometimes shower it off? Anyone use a bidet? What about large wipe or thin wipe?
- As many as it takes
- back to front
Sitting is the only way to make sure you get all the poo wiped off.
I use 2-3 wet wipes while sitting and then come back with 2 dry folded up pieces of 2 ply to dry. Always front 2 back. [flush]
Ahh wet wipes. Thats the way to do it
Dragging my anus against the carpet. The way God intended.
I bit primal
Depends on the leaves. If they are from an oak tree or pine tree. If they are dead or alive. You know the usual
Standing, usually put one leg up on the seat so I can get up in the crack with no issue. I fold the paper and use as many wipes as it takes. Sometimes I just get in the shower if its bad, but I always keep wet wipes around at work incase I have a burner.
Guess I'm the only one that stands
I wipe from a full hand stand, only way to get full coverage.
I can see this going so very, very wrong.
I also only wipe twice. If you can't get it in two I mean come on
If you have a clean break you don't have to wipe at all
Who is regular enough for that? A clean break for me would literally be worth it's weight in gold.
You have to wipe at least once to check.
wet wipes, pffffftt.... just dunk the TP into the toilet before using.
Use 1 piece of toilet paper. Put my finger in the middle of the hole. Get everthing on my finger and then after its clean down there I fold paper around finger and wipe all excess off.
I squat very low to the ground doing this as well.
It's like a once a year dump,but when it happens you know. You just stand up, pull your pants up and walk out the bathroom like a champ
If its Soild usually there's gonna be some blood on the tp
I got a bidet attachment a few months ago. Life has been wonderful ever since.
A poop that does not involve wiping is consider by doctors to be a healthy dump.
I can't even call 'beer shits' 'beer shits' anymore, it's just pooping at this point.
You get any penetration?
A little. It's a pretty strong stream.
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