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Bet thats awesome
40 bucks and takes about 10 minutes to install. Well worth it.
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I get beer shats just about 70% of the time now and about 60% of the time blood on the to. I wipe front to back. Back to front seems communist
Well I know what I'm bout to go buy
Wiping back to front? Thanks a lot Obama...
Hate when you're in a hurry and you have one of those nasty poo's that makes you have to get in the shower
Ugh I hate those! The kind that you have to wipe your cheeks off before you can even think about wiping the crack.
Do you go full in the shower or do you just kinda point the shower head. I got one of those shower heads on a hose so it's kinda like a bidet
Could just let it go and have chapped/itchy ass. It's ok if you are gonna be sitting awhile
Lucky, although seems like a slippery slope towards inappropriate 'prostate exams'
I don't like pooping in public but sometimes you gotta. I swear every time I'll get a poo and it will splash the toilet water on me. not only is it cold but it's nasty.
Yeah if you put it on the pulse setting you are probably asking for it
You will not be disappointed.
That's why you always put paper in the toilet first. Stops the splash
Wiping from front to back seems utterly outrageous to me. There's gotta be only a handful of people in the world that do this, amirite? You're in an exclusive club, Billy.
Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams,
telling myself it's not as hard as it seems - Led Zeppelin
I guess so. I stand up and wipe front to back. Seems natural to me
I stand, start at the bottom and wipe up. I mean, think about if your chick did the opposite
Oh standing up...well that seems reasonable. I meant sitting down & wiping front to back.
Here's the issue with wiping back to front, think about if a girl did it. That means they're wiping fecal matter toward the vagina which some like to eat. What if they're reckless! I like to eat corn but not digested corn!
When you stand up it gives you the opportunity to look at what you just accomplished
Girls don't poop do they?
No, and I think we should start a petition to have Willie banned for even bringing it up.
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