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What would you change or not change. The goal is to become the biggest superpower in the world.
Give up power in favor of democracy in a effort to make reprimands for creating the shit hole they are today.
Change the name to Weran in an effort to unify the people
Wow I am sleep deprived......that made me laugh.
Get the band A Flock of Seagulls to sing our national anthem at my coronation.
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I'd join a message board and troll my ass off.
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I'd inform my citizenry that people can be saved, and people can be good Muslims (Allah's not real but I dont think I'd tell them that) but governments serve the purpose of improving the lives of their people and the way to do that is through cooperation. I would send emissaries to China, Israel and the United States saying we are willing to shut down our nuclear enrichment plan if they are willing to remove all sanctions, aid us in building a few next gen nuclear reactors for energy and create key STEM training programs for Iran's young scientists.
I'd allow total access to the internet and create free market economy with intelligently regulated banks. For nearly a thousand years the middle east, Islamic, world was the forerunner in science and math until their leaders started to believe it was not wise for man to seek the knowledge of Allah. I would lead a huge campaign to restore a STEM focus in schools and establish a number technical colleges focusing on solar, nuclear, computer science and international business.
With total access to the internet the citizenry would naturally begin to liberalize over the course of a few years. Women's rights would become a huge topic within 4-6 years and I would support that going through and build from there.
Iran becoming a world superpower is dumb though. They are tiny but of course South Korea is the world's most advanced society and they are smaller.
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Have you ever been to South Korea?
buncha lying mo mo's in this thread
if any of us became dictator we would exploit the shit out of the people/resources and amass great wealth and power
I'd buy the Dallas Cowboys to prove to Jerry Jones that anyone could do a better job than him.
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Aside from that one
1 Iran is not tiny, they have nearly 80 million people and a pretty sizable economy despite having terrible governance, sanctions, weak market infrastructure, etc.
2 South Korea is not even close to the "world's most advanced society", whatever that even means. Also, they are not that small population wise.
Scrap Nuclear Program in exchange for lots of aid from the US. Push for population to learn English. Establish better economic relations with Turkey, the Caucasus, and Russia. Diplomatically and economically attempt to gain a bigger role in the rebuilding of Iraq. Condemn/make some vague commitment to help fight against global Islamic terrorism. Carryout radical neoliberal market reforms: no tariffs, business taxes, limited restrictions of any type on imports. Offer prime real estate for US/UK colleges to open satellite campuses in Iran. Pal up with Israel. Tax all religious organizations.
Take USCjr out of the SEC for either Clemson or FSU
Seoul is the most technologically advanced city in the world and they have the most advanced health care technology. That's what I based it on.
That's one city, bud. I've been all over Korea. In most of the bathrooms I used, you had to a crap in a hole in the ground.
Literally, I held onto rails and crapped into the ground. I will say the stall was nice, but with no door.
Sorry, if you crap in the ground and have to risk crapping on your shoes, then you're not the most technologically advanced country in the world.
Tell obama to come home, he's drunk
lol, understood. I spent three weeks in the Philippines and experienced the same. Their infrastructure is centralized that is for sure.
Follow UAE's model on business and Saudi Arabia's model on oil exportation.
Then create the most socially liberal country in the world. Prostitution, Marijuana, etc all legal. Build Casino's and strip clubs and theme parks and museums and attract tourists.
Free milk in the cafeteria and extra recess for everyone except this guy ^^^.
That's like saying everyone in the US lives like people in Hollywood because LA is the entertainment capital of the world and that's what some guy from Iran bases his opinion on.
Or everyone in Alabama acts like New Yorkers because that is the financial center of the world. Same premise. Not correct.
except that literally half of South Koreans live in Seoul or its suburbs.
That is some funny sh!t right there.
prank call obama every single day.
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