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So I had to work at my normal job until five and went to work at my new bar right after that and get home at about 11 p.m.
So the future mother of my child, whom is living with me right now, tells me that something crazy happened today at my place and she wanted me to see it. Well I come home and figure that it would be something fairly insignificant but NO.
Some girl, at least assuming by the handwriting, leaves like five copies of a marriage certificate taped to the front of my townhouse on both the front of the house, and five more on the back of the house. It was a marriage license for some guy named Demtrice Smith and Stephanie Latimore. Neither of which I have any idea of who they are, but at the top of each of the TEN she left taped to my house, stated: "The Drama is just beginning Boo-Boo."
I swear to god, I can't win for losing even if I have been a good boy. I'm going to attach a photo of one of these marriage certificate copies once I change the batteries on my camera. This is really new to me. I bought this place over 8 months ago and have lived here for over six months. Now I have some crazy broad targetting my house for God knows what.
Dude - you better report to police so your ass is covered. And buy me some country's bar-b-Que
So yeah just to show that I'm not FOS.
There were 9 more of these taped to my home.
I already called them. He didn't write a report though. I still told him that if she went crazy on my home that shit was going to get ugly. I don't deal with cops, but I made sure that I showed him these copies and told him that if she came back I was going to get ugly so don't blame me if they don't want to do anything about it.
I actually just called them to cover my tracks if she decides to do something stupid and I have to erase the problem. At least I can say that I warned them.
This post was edited by RATT 20 months ago
Dude the more I think about this the funnier it gets. That's some bad luck there man. But just as I turned off this ipad, & on verge of turning out the light-I laughed out loud. The ole lady stirred heh heh heh
This post was edited by Man_A _War 20 months ago
What kills me is that whomever put these damn things all over my house, whited out and then ink scratched the birthdate for Stephanie Latimore. She did it on all ten. At first I figured it was maybe a girl that Demtrice was screwing amd figured out he was married somehow. Still, why would she block out the birthdate of the girl if that was the case? Whomever taped these things to my house blocked it out on all ten, and these weren't ten copies. The note was written differently on every one of them.
Who knows. I honestly have no idea who either of the people on that certificate are.
Hey they were notified. You have the right to defend your property & yourself.
3 time POTW, member since 2006, MLWTI: 4-3
chits gonna get crazy imo.
his name is Demtrice
Yep, sounds like Montgomery
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I want pics of baby mamma, who cares about the marriage chit
The better question is where did you buy a house? Seems like a questionable location if people refer to their boyfriend/husband as boo-boo?
Not a gated community, IYAM
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