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tBB is in a supermarket (something like a Kroger/Foodworld/etc.,) and seven ASG's stroll in. No one can leave, anything in the store can be used. The ASG's are passive until provoked, but only one side can walk out alive. Who wins? Who goes in first to attack big boy below?
Cant we just live with gorillas in the store? All the food you could eat plus hanging out with gorillas? Would be so boss.
Not guilty y'all got to feel me
What happens when the food runs out and the gorillas get upset?
When you add in that any human would be hesitant as CRAP you can assume one of those things could kill 30 men in a fight.
Can we leave to get guns and go back to kill the gorillas? It fits...
I agree. Someone would take a steak knife up to one of the ASG's (they are passive until provoked) and unless it was a kill shot, the sight of watching said person's face being ripped off would probably cause everyone to rethink the situation .... a lot. A coordinated attack would be key. Grocery stores typically have propane tanks, and I'm thinking if we could somehow get the ASG's aroung a couple of propane tanks and then blow them up it might kill a few. Of course the others will probably start rampaging, but it's worth a shot. We obviously realize that some folks are going to perish in the fray.
I befriend the Gorillas by giving them stuff I think they would like(Canned food that would be hard to attain for them) then they treat me as a small albino gorilla and i leave with them while the rest of y'all get mauled and your limbs torn off.
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No. You can use whatever would be in the store. Maybe we could lure them into the freezer and lock them in. Though I question if the door would actually contain them.
No one can leave. Once the ASG's enter the store, it's on lockdown. Only one group leaves.
Good point. I think I would poison their food with rat poison or some other chemical.
Now this may work. Hopefully they would die fast.
If they dont go down from that, Im thinking I set them ablaze with lighter fluid while they are sleeping. Either way, I think I would cry after they die. I love gorillas
tBB wins . . . if they're patient. Mountain gorillas (which I'm assuming you're using for the "silverbacks") are enormously strong; 10x stronger than the strongest human (thank you wikipedia, who ironically says that they're 10x stronger than the strongest American football player, how blue board specific!). So, head to head, we'd get crushed.
Here's the rub. Since they're "apex" silverbacks, they each want to be #1. They aren't exactly going to like the company of the other gorillas. Per wiki (again), when 2 silverbacks meet, they beat the holy hell out of each other. If you have 7 silverbacks, they're going to take turns beating each other into submission. While they're doing that, run to the hot pepper section, get some habeneros. And some gloves. And some spray bottles.
Crush a habenero into a spray bottle, fill it with water. Congrats, you've just made pepper spray. Go to a wounded gorilla, who's going to limp away from the main fracas. Spray gorilla in face with the spray (they're pretty docile when they aren't fighting, so it'll probably just let you walk up to it). While it's blinded, have guys with knives (most supermarkets have a knive section) finish it off. You can probably get away with stabbing it quickly and retreating, waiting until it dies from blood loss. It's going to be blind, and its sense of smell ruined. It's not very chivalrous, but it's probably work.
Rinse and repeat, and leave the store.
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Yeah, I think lighting them on fire might be the quickest way to get out of there. Sure, they won't die instantly and will probably maul the first couple dozen of us they see, but some of us will survive.
I will hide in the air ducts with food and watch all you peons get slaughtered. Then ill wait for the gorillas to kill each other.
If u have one survive, we're dead.
Better yet, I just call animal control and the police and then tell them im hiding in the freezer to come and get me when its over.
Lace the bananas with rat poison. Then go get a sandwich and hang back.
Come up with your own idea braj
Damn I didn't even read the thread before I responded. Great minds think alike and what not.
Let a few of the gorillas have sex with Ich. This will give them Aids and a few other STDs. Then just wait till they all die from the diseases. Chemical warfare is the way to go
That is intense.
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Thinking for the long haul there. It could take a little bit, but that idea might work.
Given the fact that we have time to prepare (passive until provoked) tBB wins this all day.
As mentioned, rat poison in food was one of my first ideas.
Arming ourselves with steak knives would be effective as we'd outnumber them 4 or 5 to 1, but a lot of us would die.
I like the propane tank idea.
I was also thinking, Wasp spray (often sold in these places) is like an intense pepper spray, which we could blind them with (yes, it works extremely well).
We could also coordinate tipping a whole shelf over on them.
The fact that we could prepare and coordinate sneak attacks and traps would probably lead to tBB owning them.
Technically...passive until provoked...we could place tissue and coal all around them doused with lighter fluid and just encircle them in a huge fire. Then throw propane tanks Doused in lighter fluid into the fire.
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Pain is temporary. It may last a minute, or it may last a year. But eventually, it will subside. If i quit, however it will last forever.
i think this is the safest way for everyone else...thanks ich
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so who provokes them first?
i sure as hell won't
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