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We were having a live fantasy draft two years ago. My buddy was picking me up to go on base for the draft. He had recently got a little mutt dog and didn't want to leave it at home by itself because it wasn't trained to go outside to use the bathroom. I hate little dogs so I wasn't thrilled at having the dog in car. My buddy tells me that the dog hates car rides so he asked if I would hold him so the dog wouldn't get sick. I was less than pleased at this, but since I'm a semi decent friend I held the dog in my lap. The ride to base is about 25 min long, the whole way the dog was shaking and didn't move outside of its nervous shakes. We are two minutes from outside the gate and the dog gets up and starts getting all excited and looking out the window. I turn to my body and I'm like hey man I think the dog is finally coming around to this driving stuff he isn't nervous anymore. All of a sudden I feel this warrmth in my lap, the dog had puked up it's freshly eating meal. There was literally chunks of food that hadn't even been bitten into. I had a softball size glob of semi digested dog food in my lap. On nice brand new jeans I might add.
So the guys house are having the draft at is a huge Iowa fan. He sees me and starts dying laughing, and runs gets like three different Iowa shorts for me to wear. So I picked the best looking one. That is how I got my Iowa shorts, rocked them with my Ohio State tee. Not to mention my supervisor was there wearing his Penn State shirt, and named his Fantasy tea "ShitonBuckeyes". It was a rough day for ol elite44.
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