The Blue Board

Barny,

Where in the world is Carmen San Diego?

Dear Barney,

If you ever decided to dress up in drag... who would you look like?

Dear Barny,

Is it true the square root of 69 is ate something?

Dear Barny,

Do you really paint your toenails ???

Dear Barney,

How many keyboards have you smashed?

Dear Barny,

At a movie theatre, which arm rest is yours?

Does your bubble gum lose it's flavor on the bedpost overnight?

Dear Barny,

Who is the walrus and who is the eggman ???

Dear Barny,

Whens the last time you stuck your P in some V?

i would have to say yogi.

stop playing with it.

it will go away.

try the hypo allergenic lube.

you have to make sure that you are spanking for the right reasons. I does not intend to either promote or discourage spanking, but rather i intend to give you correct instruction on using non-abusive spanking in discipline.

Spanking is a much-debated topic. Most creeps do not recommend spanking as a discipline method for yer monkey. However, other creeps and many owners will tell you that a spanking given with fairness, love and care is an effective discipline technique. The decision as to the usefulness of spanking is best made by a monkey's owner.

It is gravely unfortunate that, there are many monkeys who are abused under the guise of spanking, and this article is an attempt to prevent abuse.

Do not hit your monkey with implements or objects. Using belts, switches, spoons, paddles or worse on your monkey will never build the kind of respect and love that a properly administered spanking will. Only use your open hand on the monkey.