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Dear Michigan fans (A letter from a Bama Fan)

  • Dear Michigan fans,

    You are hereby, cordially invited to Dallas this September 1st to witness the beatdown of a lifetime at the hands of the Alabama Crimson Tide.

    I apologize in advance for how hard we hit and I cannot guarantee the safety of Denard Robinson as he will be a marked man and shown to you all that he is not an elite player but merely just another player who will fall short of expectations as the Tide runs over you.

    I apologize for Eddie Lacy, as he will have over 150 yards and 2 TDs, Jalston Fowler and our new friend TJ Yeldon. They will repeatedly gash your run defense and make you question whether you need a new DL coach. That is not our intention.

    I apologize for our offensive lineman as they will continually knock the hell out of your pathetic sorry excuse of a defensive line.

    I fully expect our backups to be in by the 4th quarter and maybe then but probably not, you will finally score a TD.

    If we score less than 30 I will be disappointed and if you score more than 10 I will be surprised. This is the type of beatdown you will receive.

    We may be nice and not quite give you the lashing we gave your little brother in 2010 but be reminded this game will hurt as you will find out that you are not "back". You are merely a good team in a good conference. Not elite.

    Many of you will respond to this with replies of protest, anger and even acceptance. Just know that life will go on and wounds will heal eventually, at least the physical ones. Emotionally, this may screw up your team for life and again, I apologize.

    Now you ask, Ichabod how are you so cocky and arrogant about this game? And the answer is simple and it explains why we are elite and you are a simple peasant in this game of College Football. It's because of Nick Mother F'n Saban. He is the Alpha and Omega of this game, beginning and the end. He shoots lasers out of his eyes and farts rainbows. He once winked at a player and the player exploded. Processed.

    Enjoy being undefeated for the next 20 days and I wish you well in your quest for a Big 10 championship.

    Signed,

    Ichabod

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    Ichabod

  • Alabama is gonna smoke dat ass for sure

    By 21 at least

    Denard is gonna hurt imo

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    LSUNoVa97443

  • I hope you did not actually take the time to type this out.

    Aussie

  • I accept your apologies.

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    Ducksworth

  • BBucksorBeGone8

  • Last games played

    Bama - beat the #1 team in america 21-0

    Michigan - struggled and should have lost to an average ACC runner up in VT... Yes Michigan, Coale scored... Its true

    And most of Michigan's scores came off lucky plays iyam

    No way is Michigan ready for Bama, no way

    Maybe in 1 or 2 years

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  • LSU-NoVa said...

    Alabama is gonna smoke dat ass for sure

    By 21 at least

    Denard is gonna hurt imo

    Close till the 3rd then ground game pounds them into submission. No way Denard is ready for what he's going to get.

    Easiest line of the weekend imo.

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    BamaShack

  • Ichabod said...

    Dear Michigan fans...

    In your dreams.

    Play

    DMX - Who We Be

    Track 3 from the album "The Great Depression".(2001)

    http://www.youtube.com/v/5YZt1K9N70k
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  • Ichabod said...

    Dear Michigan fans,

    You are hereby, cordially invited to Dallas this September 1st to witness the beatdown of a lifetime at the hands of the Alabama Crimson Tide.

    I apologize in advance for how hard we hit and I cannot guarantee the safety of Denard Robinson as he will be a marked man and shown to you all that he is not an elite player but merely just another player who will fall short of expectations as the Tide runs over you.

    I apologize for Eddie Lacy, as he will have over 150 yards and 2 TDs, Jalston Fowler and our new friend TJ Yeldon. They will repeatedly gash your run defense and make you question whether you need a new DL coach. That is not our intention.

    I apologize for our offensive lineman as they will continually knock the hell out of your pathetic sorry excuse of a defensive line.

    I fully expect our backups to be in by the 4th quarter and maybe then but probably not, you will finally score a TD.

    If we score less than 30 I will be disappointed and if you score more than 10 I will be surprised. This is the type of beatdown you will receive.

    We may be nice and not quite give you the lashing we gave your little brother in 2010 but be reminded this game will hurt as you will find out that you are not "back". You are merely a good team in a good conference. Not elite.

    Many of you will respond to this with replies of protest, anger and even acceptance. Just know that life will go on and wounds will heal eventually, at least the physical ones. Emotionally, this may screw up your team for life and again, I apologize.

    Now you ask, Ichabod how are you so cocky and arrogant about this game? And the answer is simple and it explains why we are elite and you are a simple peasant in this game of College Football. It's because of Nick Mother F'n Saban. He is the Alpha and Omega of this game, beginning and the end. He shoots lasers out of his eyes and farts rainbows. He once winked at a player and the player exploded. Processed.

    Enjoy being undefeated for the next 20 days and I wish you well in your quest for a Big 10 championship.

    Signed,

    Ichabod

    I apologize in advance for repeatedly bumping this thread after we win.

    MrWoodson

  • LSU-NoVa said...

    Last games played

    Bama - beat the #1 team in america 21-0

    Michigan - struggled and should have lost to an average ACC runner up in VT... Yes Michigan, Coale scored... Its true

    And most of Michigan's scores came off lucky plays iyam

    No way is Michigan ready for Bama, no way

    Maybe in 1 or 2 years

    VT definitely wasn't in Wake Forest's league last year.

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  • Ichabod said...

    Now you ask, Ichabod how are you so cocky and arrogant about this game? And the answer is simple and it explains why we are elite and you are a simple peasant in this game of College Football. It's because of Nick Mother F'n Saban. He is the Alpha and Omega of this game, beginning and the end. He shoots lasers out of his eyes and farts rainbows. He once winked at a player and the player exploded. Processed.

    I do find this part funny, however, because Saban left MSU because he was scared and intimidated by Michigan.

    That being said, I'm not exactly confident in this game. Should be fun, though.

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    Ducksworth

  • MrWoodson said...

    I apologize in advance for repeatedly bumping this thread after we win.

    Don't worry. You guys didn't embarrass the hell out of them in their home stadium... 24-0.

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    CptAUmerica21

  • I wholeheartedly agree with the post.

    Alabama - 44
    Michigan - 13

    RTR!

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  • Ichabod said...

    He is the Alpha and Omega of this game, beginning and the end.

    Weak. Don't rip-off Streetlight Manifesto.

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  • Mich&RedWingFan said...

    VT definitely wasn't in Wake Forest's league last year.

    Not the point and that doesn't change the truth in my statements

    You should have rolled VT in a game neither belonged in

    You looked like ass for much of that game and had a lot of things go your way

    I like Michigan but you ain't shit right now

    Hoke is buliding something special and i understand you fans excitement, but ready for Bama ? Ha ha ha, no!

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  • LSU-NoVa said...

    Not the point and that doesn't change the truth in my statements

    You should have rolled VT in a game neither belonged in

    You looked like ass for much of that game and had a lot of things go your way

    I like Michigan but you ain't shit right now

    Hoke is buliding something special and i understand you fans excitement, but ready for Bama ? Ha ha ha, no!

    Keep pumping this sentiment, plz.

    Expectations make this a no-win scenario for 'Bama and a can't-lose scenario for us.

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  • This thread has been noted and approved by Theta

    This post was edited by Theta on 8/12/2012 at 3:18 PM

    Twitter: @ProducerAP

    Theta

  • LSU-NoVa said...

    Not the point and that doesn't change the truth in my statements

    You should have rolled VT in a game neither belonged in

    You looked like ass for much of that game and had a lot of things go your way

    I like Michigan but you ain't shit right now

    Hoke is buliding something special and i understand you fans excitement, but ready for Bama ? Ha ha ha, no!

    Respect that, but most of us aren't expecting a win.

    However these idiots saying it's going to be a blowout, are either extremely biased or know nothing..

    I'm predicting Bama 24-14 Michigan

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    Rabid

  • Classy

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    DutchUGA

  • LSU-NoVa said...

    Not the point and that doesn't change the truth in my statements

    You should have rolled VT in a game neither belonged in

    You looked like ass for much of that game and had a lot of things go your way

    I like Michigan but you ain't shit right now

    Hoke is buliding something special and i understand you fans excitement, but ready for Bama ? Ha ha ha, no!

    Truth is our center broke his foot against VT. He still played and the offense struggled a bit because of it.

    Truth is bammers gonna be apologizing to the rest of the sec for their latest let down.

    Truth is there's gonna be whole lot of butt hurt in trailer parks all over Alabama that Saturday night.

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  • LSU-NoVa said...

    Not the point and that doesn't change the truth in my statements

    You should have rolled VT in a game neither belonged in

    You looked like ass for much of that game and had a lot of things go your way

    I like Michigan but you ain't shit right now

    Hoke is buliding something special and i understand you fans excitement, but ready for Bama ? Ha ha ha, no!

    If Coale scored, is this one good too?

    I know you are familiar with calls not going your way but we also had one the same year.
    You can say it was lucky and all and that yes he did score, but he didn't and we won.

    This post was edited by MichRedWingFan77412 on 8/12/2012 at 3:24 PM

    Michigan robbed of possible game tying TD vs Iowa

    With Michigan down by 8 late in the 4th, Denard Robinsons pass to Junior Hemingway is ruled NOT to be a touchdown. Iowa goes on to upset the Wolverines

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    http://www.youtube.com/v/gQS9nnxKrXU
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  • RabidWolverine said...

    Respect that, but most of us aren't expecting a win.

    However these idiots saying it's going to be a blowout, are either extremely biased or know nothing..

    I'm predicting Bama 24-14 Michigan

    Yeah i hear you

    Im going blowout though, if im wrong ill be wrong

    I get what scout said too, certainly plays in Michigans favor a bit

    But i just can't see it right now, i expect Michigan to compete with anybody soon, perhaps by the end of this year

    But not against the likes of Bama, they are too good on defense and this might be the best offense under Saban

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  • ScoutExile said...

    Weak. Don't rip-off Streetlight Manifesto.

    i was thinking dexter

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    CptAUmerica21

  • Ichabod said...

    He is the Alpha and Omega of this game, beginning and the end.

    @2:49

    I mean, if you're going to rip off a song to talk ish, then at least make it less wussy of a song.

    Please apologize for this, too.

    Play

    Streetlight Manifesto-Somewhere in the bet...

    This is one my favorite songs ever. Lyrics: You were gone when we found you You were practically surrounded, you were trapped But the opposition stalled, their blood ran cold When they saw the look of love in your eyes Maybe the times we had, they weren't that bad And everything else was part of the plan We sang: "I don't know where we go from here" This is the alpha, omega, beginning and the end And we all just idolize the dead So you were born (So you were born), and that was a good day Someday you'll die (Someday you'll die), and that is a shame But somewhere in the between was a life of which we all dream And nothing and no one will ever take that away You had a love and that love had you And nothing mattered, you were fine And some will complain, they're just bitter, what a shame They know that loving and losing is better than nothing at all Maybe the times we had, they weren't that bad And everything else was part of our path We sang: "I don't know where we go from here" This is the anthem, the slogan, the summary of events And we all just idealize the past So you were born (So you were born), and that was a good day Someday you'll die (Someday you'll die), and that is a shame But somewhere in the between was a life of which we all dream And nothing and no one will ever take that away (Instrumental Solos) Yeah, the times we had, they were not that bad And everything else, that was part of the plan And we sang, "I don't know where we go from here" This is the Alpha (Alpha!), Omega (Omega!), beginning and the end! And we all just idolize the dead So you were born (So you were born), and that was a good day Someday you'll die (Someday you'll die), and that is a shame But somewhere in the between was a life of which we all dream And nothing and no one will ever take that away And someday soon my friends, this ride will come to an end But we can't just get in line again.

    http://www.youtube.com/v/FIVttT_PIPE
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