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Ichabod said...
Dear Michigan fans,
You are hereby, cordially invited to Dallas this September 1st to witness the beatdown of a lifetime at the hands of the Alabama Crimson Tide.
I apologize in advance for how hard we hit and I cannot guarantee the safety of Denard Robinson as he will be a marked man and shown to you all that he is not an elite player but merely just another player who will fall short of expectations as the Tide runs over you.
I apologize for Eddie Lacy, as he will have over 150 yards and 2 TDs, Jalston Fowler and our new friend TJ Yeldon. They will repeatedly gash your run defense and make you question whether you need a new DL coach. That is not our intention.
I apologize for our offensive lineman as they will continually knock the hell out of your pathetic sorry excuse of a defensive line.
I fully expect our backups to be in by the 4th quarter and maybe then but probably not, you will finally score a TD.
If we score less than 30 I will be disappointed and if you score more than 10 I will be surprised. This is the type of beatdown you will receive.
We may be nice and not quite give you the lashing we gave your little brother in 2010 but be reminded this game will hurt as you will find out that you are not "back". You are merely a good team in a good conference. Not elite.
Many of you will respond to this with replies of protest, anger and even acceptance. Just know that life will go on and wounds will heal eventually, at least the physical ones. Emotionally, this may screw up your team for life and again, I apologize.
Now you ask, Ichabod how are you so cocky and arrogant about this game? And the answer is simple and it explains why we are elite and you are a simple peasant in this game of College Football. It's because of Nick Mother F'n Saban. He is the Alpha and Omega of this game, beginning and the end. He shoots lasers out of his eyes and farts rainbows. He once winked at a player and the player exploded. Processed.
Enjoy being undefeated for the next 20 days and I wish you well in your quest for a Big 10 championship.
Signed,
Ichabod
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LSU-NoVa said...
Last games played
Bama - beat the #1 team in america 21-0
Michigan - struggled and should have lost to an average ACC runner up in VT... Yes Michigan, Coale scored... Its true
And most of Michigan's scores came off lucky plays iyam
No way is Michigan ready for Bama, no way
Maybe in 1 or 2 years
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Ichabod said...
Now you ask, Ichabod how are you so cocky and arrogant about this game? And the answer is simple and it explains why we are elite and you are a simple peasant in this game of College Football. It's because of Nick Mother F'n Saban. He is the Alpha and Omega of this game, beginning and the end. He shoots lasers out of his eyes and farts rainbows. He once winked at a player and the player exploded. Processed.
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LSU-NoVa said...
Not the point and that doesn't change the truth in my statements
You should have rolled VT in a game neither belonged in
You looked like ass for much of that game and had a lot of things go your way
I like Michigan but you ain't shit right now
Hoke is buliding something special and i understand you fans excitement, but ready for Bama ? Ha ha ha, no!
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LSU-NoVa said...
Not the point and that doesn't change the truth in my statements
You should have rolled VT in a game neither belonged in
You looked like ass for much of that game and had a lot of things go your way
I like Michigan but you ain't shit right now
Hoke is buliding something special and i understand you fans excitement, but ready for Bama ? Ha ha ha, no!
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LSU-NoVa said...
Not the point and that doesn't change the truth in my statements
You should have rolled VT in a game neither belonged in
You looked like ass for much of that game and had a lot of things go your way
I like Michigan but you ain't shit right now
Hoke is buliding something special and i understand you fans excitement, but ready for Bama ? Ha ha ha, no!
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LSU-NoVa said...
Not the point and that doesn't change the truth in my statements
You should have rolled VT in a game neither belonged in
You looked like ass for much of that game and had a lot of things go your way
I like Michigan but you ain't shit right now
Hoke is buliding something special and i understand you fans excitement, but ready for Bama ? Ha ha ha, no!
This post was edited by MichRedWingFan77412 on 8/12/2012 at 3:24 PM
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