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Besides sex, is there a more pleasurable bodily function?
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Dropping a nice deuce >>>>>>
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A sneeze is like 1/8th an orgasm so I'm going with that
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boxybrown said...
A sneeze is like 1/8th an orgasm so I'm going with that

when that one that simply wont just sneeze finally sneezes... that's great
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Theta Sigma said...
Dropping a nice deuce >>>>>>

Sometimes deuces can be rather painful. Farting is always enjoyable.
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boxybrown said...
A sneeze is like 1/8th an orgasm so I'm going with that

This.
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[bvg] said...
Sometimes deuces can be rather painful. Farting is always enjoyable.

The ones u can't push out that are just stuck... damn
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[bvg] said...
Sometimes deuces can be rather painful. Farting is always enjoyable.

Farting is too brief.
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Theta Sigma said...
Farting is too brief.

So is sex, but that doesn't make it any less enjoyable.
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aumajorpain said...
The ones u can't push out that are just stuck... damn

Eat fiber nuggets dude, you get them at GNC
They say only 1 a day but sometimes I have 3 or 4 and I dump like a dream these days
sometimes it just drops from my anus and I don't even know it its so smooth
Not lying
Haven't had an over 2 wiper in more than 3 years

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Taking a nice piss always feels good.
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Enjoyable? I dont know.
But hilarious? Absolutely. I have a theory that farting actually was the original catalyst for the development of human language.
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maize&blue21 said...
Taking a nice piss always feels good.

I hate it when Im trying to stay in bed though but I gotta pee so bad it hurts
worst feeling ever
So peeing gets knocked down some notches for that
Behind sneezing, farting and dumping for sure
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Maiseandblue...you forgot to add "outside".
Pissing outside is glorious.
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Theta Sigma said...
Dropping a nice deuce >>>>>>

especially a clean one.. when little wiping is needed.
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NoVaNoles said...
Eat fiber nuggets dude, you get them at GNC
They say only 1 a day but sometimes I have 3 or 4 and I dump like a dream these days
sometimes it just drops from my anus and I don't even know it its so smooth
Not lying
Haven't had an over 2 wiper in more than 3 years

Actually, that has more to do with your homosexual tendencies than the fiber. HTH.
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Enjoyable? I dont know.
But hilarious? Absolutely. I have a theory that farting actually was the original catalyst for the development of human language.

Funniest places to fart:
1. Church
2. The green
3. The first tee box
4. Your sister's wedding
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rolBAMAballs said...
Farting during sex
Boomroasted

I love ripping one while I'm getting head.
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[bvg] said...
I love ripping one while I'm getting head.

The best is beefing right on her head while she's sleeping.
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[bvg] said...
Funniest places to fart:
1. Church 2. The green 3. The first tee box 4. Your sister's wedding

Elementary school assembly ? I was a legend for those, I just didn't care
Going to the office < making the whole school die with laughter
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Nothing smells quite as pleasurable as giving yourself a good ole fashioned Dutch oven in the morning.
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The best is beefing right on her head while she's sleeping.
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Nolein3D said...
The best is beefing right on her head while she's sleeping.

Speaking of beefing, I love chili dogging her.
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Nothing smells quite as pleasurable as giving yourself a good ole fashioned Dutch oven in the morning.

Morning ? anytime a day is great, sometimes I carry a blanket around with me
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who else beefs on their dogs head?.. I think they enjoy it as much as I do.
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