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maize&blue21 said...
I was kidding around, but the fact that you seem to have considered it worries me. What happens if you break a girls cherry on your bed? Would you make her pay for a new mattress?

I consider it every morning
But the price of the bed makes me get out of it, and I think my breaking cherry days are over my dude
Not sure Ill ever have another virgin nor do I really want one
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DavidsonNCCock said...
but i have bubble bath in it too. it's just a little pee, can't hurt.

That's acceptable then.
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NoVaNoles said...
I consider it every morning
But the price of the bed makes me get out of it, and I think my breaking cherry days are over my dude
Not sure Ill ever have another virgin nor do I really want one

I didn't even think virgin's existed anymore.
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NoVaNoles said...
I consider it every morning
But the price of the bed makes me get out of it, and I think my breaking cherry days are over my dude
Not sure Ill ever have another virgin nor do I really want one

Get plastic sheets.
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I didn't even think virgin's existed anymore.

I've heard tales but haven't seen one in over a decade
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RATT said...
I didn't even think virgin's existed anymore.

Depends on the area, definitely a rare breed though.
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I heard if you blow yourself up you get a bunch.
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maize&blue21 said...
Get plastic sheets.

I don't want chicks thinkin I have a bed wetting problem
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I don't want chicks thinkin I have a bed wetting problem

Tell them that they were the only sheets you had and the others were in the wash.
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I didn't even think virgin's existed anymore.

They do but you have to be willing to ignore a few arbitrary laws if you want to enjoy one.

This post was edited by bvg153555 on 5/1/2012 at 6:33 PM
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maize&blue21 said...
Tell them that they were the only sheets you had and the others were in the wash.

you really want me to pee my bed huh ?
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NoVaNoles said...
you really want me to pee my bed huh ?

Just making sure you cover all your bases to make a rational decision, peeing your bed being one of those options.
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Just making sure you cover all your bases to make a rational decision, peeing your bed being one of those options.
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awesome thread
ROLL TIDE!
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rollingtide2004 said...
awesome thread

You're welcome.
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3 pages and not a single rubbing one off after shaving your nuts in the shower??? WTH is wrong with you people????

This post was edited by Gfortress5 on 5/1/2012 at 7:03 PM
I dream of a day when chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned.
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3 pages and not a single rubbing one off after shaving your nuts in the shower??? WTH is wrong with you people????

Dude, that's just wrong. What kind of sicko shaves his nuts then jerks off and ENJOYS it? That burns like hell.
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NoVaNoles said...
Elementary school assembly ? I was a legend for those, I just didn't care
Going to the office < making the whole school die with laughter

I have a feeling you and I would've been best friends.
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3 pages and not a single rubbing one off after shaving your nuts in the shower??? WTH is wrong with you people????
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Dude, that's just wrong. What kind of sicko shaves his nuts then jerks off and ENJOYS it? That burns like hell.

Your doing it wrong....Use a 5 blade, no burn.
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Morning ? anytime a day is great, sometimes I carry a blanket around with me
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3 pages and not a single rubbing one off after shaving your nuts in the shower??? WTH is wrong with you people????

What's this after business? Try during.
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Nolein3D said...
I pee on my wife's leg in the shower.. that's what she gets for crowding me.

You gotta mark your territory.
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What's this after business? Try during.

Boner gives a closer shave, stretches things out tight ..... you know?
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