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12 months ago

[bvg] said...
Well, most of them complain a little but, you know women, they love sucking cock so much that they'll put up with anything if you'll let them do it.
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Gfortress5 said...
Boner gives a closer shave, stretches things out tight ..... you know?

Do they still make Nair? Wonder how well that works on the sack.
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12 months ago

RATT said...
I didn't even think virgin's existed anymore.

I bang 'em in the womb.
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Nolein3D said...
Do they still make Nair? Wonder how well that works on the sack.

Try it. Report back with the results.
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buttesnake said...
Try it. Report back with the results.

Heard it's literally like having a small fire on your nutsack.
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Nolein3D said...
Do they still make Nair? Wonder how well that works on the sack.

That shat is truly "hell in a bottle" I woke up drunk 3 weeks ago, to wit I usually nair the chest and stomach every 2 weeks and thought WTH.... Eff that!!! I burned the shat out of the berries. I effing dare you!
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That shat is truly "hell in a bottle" I woke up drunk 3 weeks ago, to wit I usually nair the chest and stomach every 2 weeks and thought WTH.... Eff that!!! I burned the shat out of the berries. I effing dare you!
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Nolein3D said...
Do they still make Nair? Wonder how well that works on the sack.

Please try this.
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maize&blue21 said...
Heard it's literally like having a small fire on your nutsack.
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This post was edited by buttesnake on 5/1/2012 at 7:37 PM
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That shat is truly "hell in a bottle" I woke up drunk 3 weeks ago, to wit I usually nair the chest and stomach every 2 weeks and thought WTH.... Eff that!!! I burned the shat out of the berries. I effing dare you!
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Gfortress5 said...
Your doing it wrong....Use a 5 blade, no burn.

Really? Lemme run to CVS. BRB.
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[bvg] said...
Really? Lemme run to CVS. BRB.

Pick up some Nair too.
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Burns so good.
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Nolein3D said...
Burns so good.

Glutton for punishment huh?
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[bvg] said...
Besides sex, is there a more pleasurable bodily function?

A good piss after 12 hours and 24 beers on the boat IMO.
The way to a woman's mouth is through her phone.
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RATT said...
Glutton for punishment huh?

Pain freak.
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TJ-2-F-AU said...
A good piss after 12 hours and 24 beers on the boat IMO.

Why would you hold a piss for 24 beers and 12 hours when you're on a 360 degree toilet? Rookie move IMO.
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NoVaNoles said...
Eat fiber nuggets dude, you get them at GNC
They say only 1 a day but sometimes I have 3 or 4 and I dump like a dream these days
sometimes it just drops from my anus and I don't even know it its so smooth
Not lying
Haven't had an over 2 wiper in more than 3 years

How old are you exactly?
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Why would you hold a piss for 24 beers and 12 hours when you're on a 360 degree toilet? Rookie move IMO.

More like who in the fvck COULD hold a piss for 24 beers.
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More like who in the fvck COULD hold a piss for 24 beers.

There are a few pisses between the beers, but it's still a hell of a piss.
The way to a woman's mouth is through her phone.
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Theta Sigma said...
Crop dusting in a store is good stuff.
First dump in the hotel bathroom is great too. I always get the urge to drop a good deuce as soon as we check in to the hotel.

Crop dusting at work is good too. I walk around the cubicle aisles, leaving a cloud behind me.
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[bvg] said...
I love ripping one while I'm getting head.

Getting head on the toilet...
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Do women shit the way we do? I'm talking about one of those real wicked shits.
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