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12 months ago

IrishImpact said...
Do women shit the way we do? I'm talking about one of those real wicked shits.

What on earth are you talking about? Women don't take shit's do they?
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RATT said...
What on earth are you talking about? Women don't take shit's do they?

I always heard they just pee brown sometimes
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NoVaNoles said...
I always heard they just pee brown sometimes

F'ing gross!
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12 months ago via 247Sports Mobile

I believe it's been scientifically proven that women, in fact, do not poo.
....or, at least, that is what I choose to believe.
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12 months ago

NoVaNoles said...
I always heard they just pee brown sometimes

Filthy
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12 months ago

Maybe those Irish women poo, but real women do not
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12 months ago

ScarletnCream said...
Maybe those Irish women poo, but real women do not

It's all the potatoes they eat, iyam.
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RATT said...
What on earth are you talking about? Women don't take shit's do they?

They dont TAKE a shi* - they LEAVE a shi*

This post has been edited 2 times, most recently by Man_A _War on 5/2/2012 at 7:35 AM
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This thread is awesome. I just bookmarked it.
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12 months ago

Nolein3D said...
who else beefs on their dogs head?.. I think they enjoy it as much as I do.

I fart on cats. I love the sour look on their faces afterwards.
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12 months ago

rolBAMAballs said...
i enjoy farting during a rectal exam, as much as can be expected of course
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12 months ago

put a lil gold bond on your sack. it is awesome. will change you life
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12 months ago

NoVaNoles said...
Eat fiber nuggets dude, you get them at GNC
They say only 1 a day but sometimes I have 3 or 4 and I dump like a dream these days
sometimes it just drops from my anus and I don't even know it its so smooth
Not lying
Haven't had an over 2 wiper in more than 3 years

Need more details. Love the one wiper.
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Clemson said...
Need more details. Love the one wiper.

30 bucks for a months supply
taking dumps once a day that leave you feeling energized and fresh till your next at bat at home plate.... priceless
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NoVaNoles said...
30 bucks for a months supply
taking dumps once a day that leave you feeling energized and fresh till your next at bat at home plate.... priceless

A dollar a day? But I use that money to feed a starving orphan in Africa. They said it was only pennies a day but they failed to mention it was a hundred pennies. Moo fuggers.
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buttesnake said...
A dollar a day? But I use that money to feed a starving orphan in Africa. They said it was only pennies a day but they failed to mention it was a hundred pennies. Moo fuggers.

You're a good man... man, only a good man would sacrifice a good turd for the children
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NoVaNoles said...
You're a good man... man, only a good man would sacrifice a good turd for the children

Maybe I should just put the turds in an envelope, probably lots of fiber.
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Maybe I should just put the turds in an envelope, probably lots of fiber.
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12 months ago

Guy at work told me once he would let a women shit all over his chest
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rolBAMAballs said...
no more swamp ass?

No it burns so good. It's like a buzz for your balls
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12 months ago

A nice Q-tip twist in the ear is also very liberating....
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12 months ago

IrishImpact said...
Guy at work told me once he would let a women shit all over his chest

He told you that?!!??! At work?!?!?
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buttesnake said...
He told you that?!!??! At work?!?!?

I've told that and much worse to people at work. Doesn't mean I've ever really let anyone deuce on my chest.

This post was edited by Uncle DP on 5/2/2012 at 12:20 PM
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Uncle DP said...
I've told that and much worse to people at work. Doesn't mean I've ever let anyone deuce on my chest.

HAHAAAA
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I've told that and much worse to people at work. Doesn't mean I've ever really let anyone deuce on my chest.

what's worse?
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