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Nolein3D said...
what's worse?

Ever heard The Aristocrats joke?
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buttesnake said...
I fart on cats. I love the sour look on their faces afterwards.

Kind of like this?
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Uncle DP said...
Ever heard The Aristocrats joke?

nope
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Nolein3D said...
nope

Google it, but not from work. I can't post or link it here.
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Uncle DP said...
Google it, but not from work. I can't post or link it here.

okay, will do.
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Nolein3D said...
okay, will do.

Better yet, go to YouTube and search Eric Cartman Aristocrats Joke.

This post was edited by Uncle DP on 5/2/2012 at 1:35 PM
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RATT said...
Kind of like this?

Yes, exactly.
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rolBAMAballs said...
wait wat

Ya some black guy named Derrick I work with. He would go into detail about how he would let a stripper tie him to the bed in 4 point restraints and bend over hovering on his chest and then just take a filthy shit. Dude is twisted. Needless to say nobody talks to him much after that.
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Ya some black guy named Derrick I work with. He would go into detail about how he would let a stripper tie him to the bed in 4 point restraints and bend over hovering on his chest and then just take a filthy shit. Dude is twisted. Needless to say nobody talks to him much after that.

That's an awesome story. I start a new job in a couple of weeks. I'm going to use it as an ice breaker.
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Peeing after sex >>>>
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xFurtado said...
Peeing after sex >>>>

Nah, it goes everywhere
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xFurtado said...
Peeing after sex >>>>

almost nothing
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ejb5212 said...
almost nothing

You should add a comma to that sig, before "on"
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aumajorpain said...
Nah, it goes everywhere

Still feels phenomenal if you can get it under control
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xFurtado said...
Peeing after sex >>>>

Seriously? Screw that. That freaking sucks, especially if I've been drinking...which is pretty much always.
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xFurtado said...
Still feels phenomenal if you can get it under control

Triple stream, one is going on your leg
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aumajorpain said...
Triple stream, one is going on your leg

Plus it usually feels like razor blades are flying out my urethra.
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Especially if you have the clap
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aumajorpain said...
Especially if you have the clap

Which he does.
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peeing right before sex.
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Nolein3D said...
peeing right before sex.

Especially when it's all over the chick.
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buttesnake said...
Which he does.

Nah. I've been tested.
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bump because I read all 7 pages and loved every minute of it... peeing in the shower, and sneezing for me. Especially the sneeze you had to fight for at the end.. ha
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What is it about farting in the shower? It's like the water brings out the natural scent or something.
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IrishImpact said...
What is it about farting in the shower? It's like the water brings out the natural scent or something.

this is truth...smells 10x worse in the shower
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