The Blue Board

And it makes no sense at all but it is true. Physics says it should reduce the odor instead of maximizing it. The water should work like a SO2 stripper at a power plant.

Absolutely not. There's plenty of room in there to spread out and punish Mr. Mushroom Head in any position you choose. Sometimes I like kicking back on the seat and pretending I'm being ridden reverse cowgirl style.